omg I had my first ever hamburger from there, it was so delicious I couldn't even believe such a thing existed.

Hopefully I’ll be moving into the vicinity in, oh, 13 years or so.

Absolute dream

To be fair, the cicadas are trying hard.

Heck that’s so beautiful. Dream spot.

If Netflix would like to sponsor me for a lifestyle of chatting to magpies, I’m here for it.

I keep saying to Glen “remember that time the magpie found your hearing aid, this week?” And we’re both like, woah

Your brother must’ve given one the stink eye. I’m certain they’re full of bonhomie and good intentions.

I saw a TikTok recently where someone had befriended a whole lot of magpies, it’s my mission now.

I know!! But there’s nothing else I can think of. We’ve mowed since then and friends stayed. My wise Aussie uncle said “that’s what they do”. Saved a second insurance claim this year 😅

I mainly miss its usefulness for when I had any given question about any given thing (like “does anyone know why the police are on Victoria street” or whatever)

I so happily deleted my twitter, be gone history!

The train I was on had 2000 passengers (the guard was counting so we asked her) (I'd say at least 90% protest bound), and that was just a one train from the Hutt. I think easily 50k people, and more likely nearer 100k

I’m not online enough to have worked out how threading a post on this thing works

I know. Shooketh.

@beckeleven.bsky.social omg I’m so chronically online. I don’t really know how to explain, but there is a young woman who was being interviewed and said “you hawk tuah spit on that thing” in reference to a bj and is now a famous character in this episode of the world.