Martha
@marthawandaharland.bsky.social
Aspiring to make my job beach (but actually couch). Wellington/Hutt retailer. Working hard to run a sustainable business and life. Reader, eater, drinker, camper, grimace smiler in selfies, Gen x.
Can anyone vouch for this? I’m 14 pages in and it’s… not compelling
March 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Can anyone vouch for this? I’m 14 pages in and it’s… not compelling
Kudos to the young folk.
November 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Kudos to the young folk.
Snap, but I’m finding my mind drifting off a lot. Probably more the fault of TikTok brain than Barker though 😅
September 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Snap, but I’m finding my mind drifting off a lot. Probably more the fault of TikTok brain than Barker though 😅
We hooned over to Lyttelton for a nose at the sky. On the way back through Cashmere we passed all 5 million residents of Christchurch city driving up the hill.
May 11, 2024 at 9:35 AM
We hooned over to Lyttelton for a nose at the sky. On the way back through Cashmere we passed all 5 million residents of Christchurch city driving up the hill.
Also lovely @davidslack.bsky.social wrote about me (my paddock) in his newsletter so you’d better gosh darn subscribe ok? He sent me this fetching picture. You’ll have to subscribe for more ☺️ open.substack.com/pub/subslack...
March 27, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Also lovely @davidslack.bsky.social wrote about me (my paddock) in his newsletter so you’d better gosh darn subscribe ok? He sent me this fetching picture. You’ll have to subscribe for more ☺️ open.substack.com/pub/subslack...
He’s a little bit bloody, but he’s my new bunny friend (thanks to Richard Scarry and Jamie Renee at Dr Morse)
December 21, 2023 at 6:12 AM
He’s a little bit bloody, but he’s my new bunny friend (thanks to Richard Scarry and Jamie Renee at Dr Morse)
I’m got this cute lil app where you have a tamagotchi type thing, and if you don’t walk enough it collects poos. I have covid so yesterday did like 400 steps. Poor wee guy.
November 19, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I’m got this cute lil app where you have a tamagotchi type thing, and if you don’t walk enough it collects poos. I have covid so yesterday did like 400 steps. Poor wee guy.
You’re all brainiacs. Someone has set up an imitation website to mine, it’s so obviously scammy. The hosts have requested the attached from me and I don’t even know what the hell a LOA would be? And as for the trademark stuff?!
October 18, 2023 at 6:01 PM
You’re all brainiacs. Someone has set up an imitation website to mine, it’s so obviously scammy. The hosts have requested the attached from me and I don’t even know what the hell a LOA would be? And as for the trademark stuff?!
Meanwhile in Japan I’m trying to work out how to fit the Hustler in my luggage
October 5, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Meanwhile in Japan I’m trying to work out how to fit the Hustler in my luggage
Who has two thumbs and is going clamping in Busan?
September 21, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Who has two thumbs and is going clamping in Busan?
Youth of today, so different. We have this snack drawer, and it’s always got food in it? When I was young I’d have emptied it in two seconds flat.
Incidentally those Grenade Salted Peanut protein bars are incredible.
Incidentally those Grenade Salted Peanut protein bars are incredible.
September 20, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Youth of today, so different. We have this snack drawer, and it’s always got food in it? When I was young I’d have emptied it in two seconds flat.
Incidentally those Grenade Salted Peanut protein bars are incredible.
Incidentally those Grenade Salted Peanut protein bars are incredible.
Marriage in 2023
September 20, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Marriage in 2023
I mean, just look 🥺
September 14, 2023 at 7:45 AM
I mean, just look 🥺
And you’re the second result on Google ☺️
September 2, 2023 at 2:02 AM
And you’re the second result on Google ☺️
Yup I think we have a winner. Thanks so much! Sadly it’s across a few trees but they’re a bit younger so less affected
September 2, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Yup I think we have a winner. Thanks so much! Sadly it’s across a few trees but they’re a bit younger so less affected
Very good question. I suspect mildew because it’s a damp area but it only just occurred to me that the tree wasn’t just spontaneously dying and there might be a reason! It’s spread to a couple of its neighbours too.
September 2, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Very good question. I suspect mildew because it’s a damp area but it only just occurred to me that the tree wasn’t just spontaneously dying and there might be a reason! It’s spread to a couple of its neighbours too.
A journey. Started out with such perkiness.
August 24, 2023 at 1:53 AM
A journey. Started out with such perkiness.
It was well worth it
August 19, 2023 at 1:20 AM
It was well worth it
Just saw this excellent film. Also saw this man with his feet on the seat in front, yes, right next to a woman.
August 6, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Just saw this excellent film. Also saw this man with his feet on the seat in front, yes, right next to a woman.
Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic, but this feels like the kind of place you could share a picture of a dog and a pile of library books.
August 3, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic, but this feels like the kind of place you could share a picture of a dog and a pile of library books.