Martha
banner
martha.bsky.social
Martha
@martha.bsky.social
Coco Gauff thanking her haters the energy we need
September 9, 2023 at 11:07 PM
self esteem 100% tied to what Wordlebot thinks of me at this point
September 8, 2023 at 4:27 AM
(don’t cancel me I’m cautiously optimistic but) launching on Product Hunt today, AI tools to replace:
- Business / marketing consultants
- HR teams
- Lawyers
- Product managers
September 1, 2023 at 2:52 PM
finally at the end of my vpr journey, which is for the best given I quoted Stassi in an interview this week

some takes no one asked for:

second to Sandoval the creepiest person hands down for me will always be Jax’s Reiki person
August 17, 2023 at 2:17 AM
the best age for playing hide-and-seek with your kids has got to be 4, because they’re super motivated and absolutely terrible at finding you
August 15, 2023 at 1:17 PM
nice try but Ohioans really, really did not like Issue 1

we’re down but not out y’all
August 9, 2023 at 1:26 AM
survivor endurance show but you have to take a tired four-year-old to Costco and Trader Joe’s on a sunday afternoon
August 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Martha
Today's newsletter is about the upcoming Age of Mediocrity - and how corporations are excited to use AI to automate away jobs and the basic customer experience, all in service of the endless growth that shareholders demand.

https://tinyurl.com/wyat8323
August 3, 2023 at 8:14 PM
I don’t make the rules but if you’re a mom who goes to Aldi, you sit in silence for 20 minutes in the parking lot before going in
July 28, 2023 at 7:10 PM
giving up arbitrary no spoilers rule because I gotta know when Scheana and Rob break up

and want to see Jax/Brit baby 💕
July 20, 2023 at 7:56 PM
VPR marathon update (S6E12):

sorry if this is an old take but Jax’s Reiki “therapist” is so creepy, omg 😱 you do not need to sit that close to him! or hug at all
July 20, 2023 at 7:54 PM
have reached the point in VPR marathon where I need to know everyone’s signs
July 18, 2023 at 2:12 AM
funemployment day 42: have moved on from home updates to gf bread journey
July 7, 2023 at 2:18 PM
you ever meet a silverfish you just know you’ll have to personally escort to the next state over if you never want to see it again 🙀
July 6, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by Martha
the four genders (tag yourselves)
May 24, 2023 at 3:33 PM
seeing a lot of threads about how to become a millionaire but none of them talk about how to go to the post office without somehow spending $27. this is the advice I need
May 26, 2023 at 1:57 AM
I’ve been a parent for four years now and mostly I feel the job is to take things from downstairs to upstairs and upstairs to downstairs
May 18, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Went to L.A. and did L.A. things: Maru matcha, Olympic Spa, Supersweet tattoo, Huntington, Norton Simon ☀️
May 11, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Back in Mountain View and it will never not be endearing to me that Californians report to be freezing when it’s 55 degrees out 😌
May 4, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Hello! Thanks @damon.bsky.social for invite ☀️
April 18, 2023 at 2:56 PM