Marshall Mallow 🏳️🌈
@marshallmallow.bsky.social
Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸
Vancouver
Vancouver
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
These little scamps!
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These little scamps!
Welp. Here we go.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Welp. Here we go.
I’ve been travelling for nearly 3 weeks and my boy has been spoiled rotten by his cat-whispering caregiver. Who knew he loved Vangelis?
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve been travelling for nearly 3 weeks and my boy has been spoiled rotten by his cat-whispering caregiver. Who knew he loved Vangelis?
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a new cell phone exclusively for work. I missed a call today, during a meeting, and received this voice-to-text message.
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have a new cell phone exclusively for work. I missed a call today, during a meeting, and received this voice-to-text message.
Don’t get me started my other cat’s obsession with prosciutto!
September 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Don’t get me started my other cat’s obsession with prosciutto!
Something I didn’t expect to say today (or ever): no no no no no—olives are not for kitty cats.
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Something I didn’t expect to say today (or ever): no no no no no—olives are not for kitty cats.
How I got a sunburn. By Bazzo.
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How I got a sunburn. By Bazzo.
On a whim, I tried some cologne at a store today. A soapy/woodsy scent, to complement my deodorant. My cat has recoiled.
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
On a whim, I tried some cologne at a store today. A soapy/woodsy scent, to complement my deodorant. My cat has recoiled.
14,000 glorious BTUs. Everyone is happy about it.
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
14,000 glorious BTUs. Everyone is happy about it.
Finally decided to go into the office after WFH for a couple of weeks and… someone brought in a giant box of Strawberry Poptarts! NomNomNom
August 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Finally decided to go into the office after WFH for a couple of weeks and… someone brought in a giant box of Strawberry Poptarts! NomNomNom
Although I have a very low threshold for violence, I am completely OBSESSED with this show.
No spoilers please (watching finale tomorrow).
Have you seen it?
Favourite character?
#TheHuntingWives
No spoilers please (watching finale tomorrow).
Have you seen it?
Favourite character?
#TheHuntingWives
August 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Although I have a very low threshold for violence, I am completely OBSESSED with this show.
No spoilers please (watching finale tomorrow).
Have you seen it?
Favourite character?
#TheHuntingWives
No spoilers please (watching finale tomorrow).
Have you seen it?
Favourite character?
#TheHuntingWives
To those, like @gateau.bsky.social, with a passion for watermelon, both Toronto’s CNE and Vancouver’s PNE are featuring deep fried watermelon among their wacky food offerings this season. Bon apetit!
August 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
To those, like @gateau.bsky.social, with a passion for watermelon, both Toronto’s CNE and Vancouver’s PNE are featuring deep fried watermelon among their wacky food offerings this season. Bon apetit!
Dark room. Cold cloth. Trying not to puke from migraine. Also trying not to kill my cat for his incessant clawing and crying at bedroom door.
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dark room. Cold cloth. Trying not to puke from migraine. Also trying not to kill my cat for his incessant clawing and crying at bedroom door.
Oh, Vancouver. You are magnificent.
August 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh, Vancouver. You are magnificent.
Window seat today. Breathtaking.
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Window seat today. Breathtaking.
Although I’m of a certain age, I still have the appetite of an adolescent boy (exceptions: extreme grief or infatuation). Today:
AM: coffee + smoked meat sandwich
Lunch: half bag Hard Bite chips + 2 marshmallows
PM: veggie meat/cheese quesadilla, cocktail, pint of chocolate salted caramel gelato
AM: coffee + smoked meat sandwich
Lunch: half bag Hard Bite chips + 2 marshmallows
PM: veggie meat/cheese quesadilla, cocktail, pint of chocolate salted caramel gelato
July 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Although I’m of a certain age, I still have the appetite of an adolescent boy (exceptions: extreme grief or infatuation). Today:
AM: coffee + smoked meat sandwich
Lunch: half bag Hard Bite chips + 2 marshmallows
PM: veggie meat/cheese quesadilla, cocktail, pint of chocolate salted caramel gelato
AM: coffee + smoked meat sandwich
Lunch: half bag Hard Bite chips + 2 marshmallows
PM: veggie meat/cheese quesadilla, cocktail, pint of chocolate salted caramel gelato
Ending a long, intense day with a superhero movie, highball, and big bag of popcorn.
Let’s see how soon I fall asleep in my seat.
Let’s see how soon I fall asleep in my seat.
July 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ending a long, intense day with a superhero movie, highball, and big bag of popcorn.
Let’s see how soon I fall asleep in my seat.
Let’s see how soon I fall asleep in my seat.
July 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
