Marshall Mallow 🏳️🌈
@marshallmallow.bsky.social
Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸
Vancouver
Vancouver
What a difference a day makes …
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
What a difference a day makes …
If you have to be at the airport at crack of dawn, this passenger’s traveling companion makes travel a bit sweeter.
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If you have to be at the airport at crack of dawn, this passenger’s traveling companion makes travel a bit sweeter.
Raced outside at sunset (after 5:15pm!!) to capture these beautiful photos. #Vancouver
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Raced outside at sunset (after 5:15pm!!) to capture these beautiful photos. #Vancouver
You know what I hate? Man-spreading. I have elbowed the guy in the centre seat at least 5 times in the past 30 mins of the flight. And now I’m edging in with my leg.
#FightManSpreading
#FightManSpreading
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
You know what I hate? Man-spreading. I have elbowed the guy in the centre seat at least 5 times in the past 30 mins of the flight. And now I’m edging in with my leg.
#FightManSpreading
#FightManSpreading
Millennial pal: You haven’t seen the L word? It’s a lesbian/queer right of passage!!
Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?
Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Millennial pal: You haven’t seen the L word? It’s a lesbian/queer right of passage!!
Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?
Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Six years ago, the chef/operator at this popular fish truck awed me with his passion. It was a catalyst to leave a miserable job. Months later, I returned, struck up a friendship with the chef, and shared how he had inspired me. Still the best poke and still a reminder to follow your heart. ♥️
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Six years ago, the chef/operator at this popular fish truck awed me with his passion. It was a catalyst to leave a miserable job. Months later, I returned, struck up a friendship with the chef, and shared how he had inspired me. Still the best poke and still a reminder to follow your heart. ♥️
HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.
After a brutal bout of pneumonia last spring, I decided to get the vaccine. Feel like Ive been hit by a truck! 💉
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After a brutal bout of pneumonia last spring, I decided to get the vaccine. Feel like Ive been hit by a truck! 💉
Hosted some friends for the 7th night of Hanukkah last night and they both brought the same gift for me! Now I have 2 pairs of little Hanukkah gnomes to add to my Hanukkah decor!
#hanukkah #chanukkah
#hanukkah #chanukkah
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hosted some friends for the 7th night of Hanukkah last night and they both brought the same gift for me! Now I have 2 pairs of little Hanukkah gnomes to add to my Hanukkah decor!
#hanukkah #chanukkah
#hanukkah #chanukkah
Went to a Hanukkah party tonight with a small group of adults and (what felt like 20 children). Delicious latkes and sufganiyot, and singing, and meeting new people.
And also a moment of wondering if someone would throw rocks at the window.
And also a moment of wondering if someone would throw rocks at the window.
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Went to a Hanukkah party tonight with a small group of adults and (what felt like 20 children). Delicious latkes and sufganiyot, and singing, and meeting new people.
And also a moment of wondering if someone would throw rocks at the window.
And also a moment of wondering if someone would throw rocks at the window.
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
53 emails for giving Tuesday.
And counting. 😬
And counting. 😬
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
53 emails for giving Tuesday.
And counting. 😬
And counting. 😬
Turkey on a smoker. Nomnomnom.
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Turkey on a smoker. Nomnomnom.
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
I am seated on a flight next to a friendly young couple. But the dude, whenever he is not speaking, is humming. Not a song. Just completely random to fill the space. Is this some
neurodivergent form of stimming?
neurodivergent form of stimming?
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I am seated on a flight next to a friendly young couple. But the dude, whenever he is not speaking, is humming. Not a song. Just completely random to fill the space. Is this some
neurodivergent form of stimming?
neurodivergent form of stimming?
Why is there no chocolate in my house?
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Why is there no chocolate in my house?
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
These little scamps!
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These little scamps!