Mars!
@mars-barred.bsky.social
24. He/Him. Call me Gee or Mars! I like race cars, sports, and reality television. Ask me about the muppets, lead poisoning, or bugs.
mid hanukkah whiskey sour and i sat straight up going I NEED TO UPDATE THE HANUKKAH SPREAD SHEET i am so embarrassing
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
mid hanukkah whiskey sour and i sat straight up going I NEED TO UPDATE THE HANUKKAH SPREAD SHEET i am so embarrassing
someone please take me to a bar after work on halloween i agreed to work a lunch counter shift and my roommate is turning my house into his personal bachelor pad please someone save me
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
someone please take me to a bar after work on halloween i agreed to work a lunch counter shift and my roommate is turning my house into his personal bachelor pad please someone save me
my second most important political belief is that punxsutawney phil should be shot
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
my second most important political belief is that punxsutawney phil should be shot
my primary political opinion is that anyone who has to live with a college student should receive hazard pay from either the school or the parents
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
my primary political opinion is that anyone who has to live with a college student should receive hazard pay from either the school or the parents
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With the win and other results tonight, City SC can't win the Wooden Spoon and will definitely finish ahead of Sporting Kansas City. City will finish 13th in the West
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
With the win and other results tonight, City SC can't win the Wooden Spoon and will definitely finish ahead of Sporting Kansas City. City will finish 13th in the West
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G'mar chatima tovah to everyone observing Yom Kippur!
October 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
G'mar chatima tovah to everyone observing Yom Kippur!
