Gah.. HUMBUG
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Gah.. HUMBUG
@marmottwo.bsky.social
No phone calls since 1975. Dont call me, I won't call you. Answers in an email. Likes may go up as well as down. Amateur poet of no merit
Epileptic and annoyingly woke, Cooperator, not a single but a return. Thanks for reaching out.
Well, it's all history now,
The weekly bath, taken in turns,
Well it's all history now,
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tea a plate of cheese
Fit for a doll's house,
After the rain,
My path home,
Will be flooded
And again, tomorrow,
I'll have to find another way,
What then?
A late birthday, or an early Christmas?
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey, has your wife ever been to the arctic circle?
I'll ask her.
#badjokefriday.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just imagine being in this pub
People have reached the
'to be honest' situation.
Before the next round of drinks.
Apparently it's 'difficult '
I suppose we are not at the
'I'm not racist, but'
the horizon
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey, has your wife ever been to the arctic circle?
I'll ask her.
#badjokefriday.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why must babies age?
Can't we stay the same forever?
We are stuck with change.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My twelve string guitar,
Price, just talk between friends,
Never 'played', just strummed
A rich sound, from its string stretched belly
A capo on the neck to reduce the strain
Twice on stage,
The first the amp didn't work
The second it did, to the disappointment
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I have my problems,
I don't need puzzles to do,
I just solve haiku.
#haiku
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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We don't need to "protect our borders"

Our biggest threat doesn't need to cross a border to harm us.

From a yacht, billionaires can move markets, pressure govs, dodge taxes & bankroll politicians to rewrite our laws.

The threat isn't the "outsider"

It's the concentrated power already inside.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
'Phone wakes me to say its my birthday,
Special lunch,
Presents to open,
And the rest of the day trying to work out my age.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Having carefully selected my surplus clothing,
Difficult decisions, caused by change,
Here I am at the clothes bank,
Item by tearful item,
Saying 'goodbye',
Allover, again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Claudia
The rain and wind came
Twice my trains were stuck for fallen trees,
The second returned to a station
Where 'another train would be waiting
Just down these stairs'
Nothing there but more wind and cold rain.
When a train stopped crowd got on.
And then off, it wasn't right for them.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Do I like crows? How can I not admire anyone who puts their whole body into screaming when they receive a surprise french fry
December 28, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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Good morning, #Jokesters!
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Claudia and I
Meet opposite each other
A brief wet embrace.
#haiku
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Sharp Edge
There is a walk past,
Safely on the grass
The bold or stupid
Stick to the rock
And follow on until its blackness
Removes the route not taken
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Should I join the Green Party?
The Cooperative party?
Something else?
Nothing else?
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Shrewsbury after the rain from Wales stopped,
Bella Napoli,
They know me,
Always the same lunch after I've scanned the menu. I don't move on. Much.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Frankfurt Market,
Always brings the footfall in,
Christmas has begun.
#haiku
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thump,
Bump,
The whole road vibrating
As the bass drum
Kept pace at the back
While we stood aside on the path,
Traffic, if there was any stopped,
But, maybe the bus,
We all followed on, bashfull,
This was a village thing,
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Grandparents, always had a room put aside , kept smart,
The important room, kept for special days, Christmas ,or a death in the family.
It held a cabinet full of history, pocket watches on presentation chains. Timeless, no hand to wind them now. History has stopped, the room silent, the air stilled.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Another weary day,
Dark grey winter,
Rain and wind,
Another weary day,
Another weary day,
Give me some heat to complain about,
Not just another weary day.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM