Mark Maynard
@marmk.bsky.social
Arsenal. Dogs. Rum. Also Wine.
99.9% of my emails are from companies offering me a discount.
I was never too concerned about them reading those.
I was never too concerned about them reading those.
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
99.9% of my emails are from companies offering me a discount.
I was never too concerned about them reading those.
I was never too concerned about them reading those.
If he does become PM I hope he eats the biggest bacon sandwich before taking his first questions.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If he does become PM I hope he eats the biggest bacon sandwich before taking his first questions.
Depends on what I drop.
I have a zero second rule for Custard.
I have a zero second rule for Custard.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Depends on what I drop.
I have a zero second rule for Custard.
I have a zero second rule for Custard.
"Human rights aren't negotiable".
Have a word with yourself.
Have a word with yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Human rights aren't negotiable".
Have a word with yourself.
Have a word with yourself.
He is a river looking for a canyon...
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He is a river looking for a canyon...
How do you know they have the same takeaway order every week?
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How do you know they have the same takeaway order every week?
My eyes.
My poor eyes.
My poor eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My eyes.
My poor eyes.
My poor eyes.
That's a fair shout 😂.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
That's a fair shout 😂.
But Ray Stewart took the penalties for West Ham.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
But Ray Stewart took the penalties for West Ham.
That for me proves how flawed generative AI is, when it accepts Frank Lampard in a list with the greatest players of all time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That for me proves how flawed generative AI is, when it accepts Frank Lampard in a list with the greatest players of all time.
Thoughts and prayers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
Happy to make this a class action lawsuit.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Happy to make this a class action lawsuit.
I still mourn the loss of the brannigans beer nuts.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I still mourn the loss of the brannigans beer nuts.
I used to tweet them something like this while waiting for them to come on stage.
"I've travelled 50 miles to get here on time and you can't even walk from the green room to be here? We've got lives to lead. Get out here and entertain me".
"I've travelled 50 miles to get here on time and you can't even walk from the green room to be here? We've got lives to lead. Get out here and entertain me".
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I used to tweet them something like this while waiting for them to come on stage.
"I've travelled 50 miles to get here on time and you can't even walk from the green room to be here? We've got lives to lead. Get out here and entertain me".
"I've travelled 50 miles to get here on time and you can't even walk from the green room to be here? We've got lives to lead. Get out here and entertain me".
Jamie Olive Oil you mean.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Jamie Olive Oil you mean.
I've really struggled to keep these alive this year.
But they do catch a lot of flies.
But they do catch a lot of flies.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've really struggled to keep these alive this year.
But they do catch a lot of flies.
But they do catch a lot of flies.
Do the Cards get a prize for punting?
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do the Cards get a prize for punting?