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Mark Maynard
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Arsenal. Dogs. Rum. Also Wine.
This Patriots v Texans match is going to go until Tuesday. Everytime I go to the tab on my laptop that has the game on they are back in the studio talking.
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
That's a penalty, surely?
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I would very much appreciate Arsenal putting the ball in the Nottingham Forest net.
Is it too much to ask?
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If Arsenal conceded that goal my blood pressure would spike badly.
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Very happy for big Vik. He has looked much more on it this evening.
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's been a really lovely Sunday so far.
We walked Scooby along the Thames to Kingston, over the bridge and then all the way to Hampton Court before having an impromptu Sunday lunch in the Black Swan pub opposite.
Now drinking wine while Arsenal win.
Might nap in a bit.
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Was taken to Starling in Esher as a treat this evening.
Highly recommended.
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It's my birthday today, and I would very much like Arsenal to score some goals in this second half.
That's not too much to ask is it?
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Scooby, I hope you never change ❤️.
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I'm not saying that this delicious champagne delivered three points for Arsenal.
But I'm also not saying that.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
So for the Brighton and Villa matches we were drinking Champagne during the match.
I opened a bottle at half time.

The rest of this season is going to become very expensive.
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
That was amazing.
"I'll duck down and rub my face in Gabriel's arm and claim I was elbowed"
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Arsenal get a yellow card that nobody ever in the history of the sport has received.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Saka, Jesus, Leo

​​​​​​​Rassie would be proud of that bomb squad.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Let's kill this one off now please Arsenal.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Oh Arsenal.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
West Ham are making Wolves look like 1970 Brazil.
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
What a lovely thing Sunderland did before the match.
Remembering staff and fans who passed away last year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Oh my goodness.
FOUR!
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Find yourself a boss who hugs you before your shift like Mikel does.
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm putting it on the record. I think we might get a point now.
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The only disappointment is that it wasn't a Martinez own goal.
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How is that a foul on Martinez?
December 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM