Marmaduke's Barber
@marmadukesbarber.bsky.social
Shave and a haircut, eh?
"I'll take 'reasonable responses' for $600, Al^H^H Ken"
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"I'll take 'reasonable responses' for $600, Al^H^H Ken"
Honestly surprised Bezus let this one stand, I'm sure he's got a blistering hardon for some of that sweet sweet venezuelan amazon business.
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Honestly surprised Bezus let this one stand, I'm sure he's got a blistering hardon for some of that sweet sweet venezuelan amazon business.
Heat
Shawshank Redemption
Sneakers
Coco
Shawshank Redemption
Sneakers
Coco
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Heat
Shawshank Redemption
Sneakers
Coco
Shawshank Redemption
Sneakers
Coco
last week, I bought groceries for the family, and it was over $220 for roughly 1/2 cart of food. No snacks, no sodas, just staples and veggies and chicken. Somewhere under there was the avocado toast, naturally.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
last week, I bought groceries for the family, and it was over $220 for roughly 1/2 cart of food. No snacks, no sodas, just staples and veggies and chicken. Somewhere under there was the avocado toast, naturally.
I expect the next change to be the return of smoking sections in restaurants.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I expect the next change to be the return of smoking sections in restaurants.
And here I thought she'd have invented the Cornflake Latte, TIL.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And here I thought she'd have invented the Cornflake Latte, TIL.
Does this mean that Epstein is a jewish prisoner?
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Does this mean that Epstein is a jewish prisoner?
You're still in the running with Brandy Branderson, I wouldn't sweat it
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You're still in the running with Brandy Branderson, I wouldn't sweat it
Come on, Kristi Noem looked like a completely different person back then, you can't just assume that was her tweeting this horseshit.
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Come on, Kristi Noem looked like a completely different person back then, you can't just assume that was her tweeting this horseshit.
missed opportunity to use this, sir.
a close up of a man 's face with the word fascinating written below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word fascinating written below him
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
missed opportunity to use this, sir.
this wasn't a speech by the DUI hire, this was Frick and Frack daring that whole room to overthrow him like they should.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this wasn't a speech by the DUI hire, this was Frick and Frack daring that whole room to overthrow him like they should.
they're finally going to switch it up from having just brown people as the targets?
September 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
they're finally going to switch it up from having just brown people as the targets?
where's the petition to get medals for all the warriors that sent Custer to hell?
September 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
where's the petition to get medals for all the warriors that sent Custer to hell?
this is mostly just what Glendale looks like most of the time anyways.
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
this is mostly just what Glendale looks like most of the time anyways.
he looks like the California Raisin that was kicked out for having no rhythm.
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
he looks like the California Raisin that was kicked out for having no rhythm.
When i was a kid, a coke with pop rocks was as much of a death sentence as accidentally swallowing a watermelon seed.
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When i was a kid, a coke with pop rocks was as much of a death sentence as accidentally swallowing a watermelon seed.
I like bsky.app/profile/scie... , that's about the extent of my podcasting.
bsky.app
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I like bsky.app/profile/scie... , that's about the extent of my podcasting.
I'm sure Collins will be bringing her best frown for this occasion, yes? Maybe Murkowski loses a night of sleep over her pained decisions?
September 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm sure Collins will be bringing her best frown for this occasion, yes? Maybe Murkowski loses a night of sleep over her pained decisions?
Is that supposed to be trump? hard to tell, there's no concealer on his hands.
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is that supposed to be trump? hard to tell, there's no concealer on his hands.
75 years from now, we will look back and realize that the DMCA and Telecommunications Act of 1996 were the most influential and worst pieces of legislation ever written.
September 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
75 years from now, we will look back and realize that the DMCA and Telecommunications Act of 1996 were the most influential and worst pieces of legislation ever written.
2019, so clearly this was Biden's doing.
September 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
2019, so clearly this was Biden's doing.
ah, the high priestess of pulling the ladder up behind her, seeing to it that her follow women stay in the kitchen. Baking cookies for the PTO really seems more her speed.
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ah, the high priestess of pulling the ladder up behind her, seeing to it that her follow women stay in the kitchen. Baking cookies for the PTO really seems more her speed.
Maybe that's what John Kennedy is trying to warn us about with his posterboard
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Maybe that's what John Kennedy is trying to warn us about with his posterboard