The worst part about growing up is when your hands no longer fit into a Pringles can.

You know, it sure would be a shame if suddenly General Motors was exclusively associated with ICE, seems like they have an unending supply of black suburbans from them.

I forgot to include the link this is from. Note that all of Article 1, Sections 9 and 10 and part of Section 8 are missing.

constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

As far as I can tell from Internet Archive, the last complete version is from July 17:

web.archive.org/web/20250717...

constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

Half of section 8, and all of sections 9 and 10 are missing.

Here's the actual copy, from the Wayback Machine
web.archive.org/web/20250420...

I think we should start a change.org petition to get pornhub to release their traffic stats from 1600 pennsylvania.

@stephenking.bsky.social please stick to fictional horror, not actual horror...

bUt KaMaLA WaS tOo PrO-IsRaEl!!!!!1111eleventy

you abstainers are exactly that. a stain.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Anyone in France still got any of those guillotines laying around? Maybe some stashed inside the Statue of Liberty 'for emergency use only'?

This isn't a trade war with Canada/Mexico/China. It's an economic war against every person below an arbitrary financial threshold, for the goal of making them richer and the rest poorer.

Perfectly captured.

Got a fellow parent that you dislike? Exact revenge by waiting until their children have birthdays, and buy them gifts of Kinetic Sand.

📌I'm a Navy vet, and was the Managing Editor of Stars & Stripes, the editorially independent newspaper that covers the troops and their families overseas.

📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it.

(And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)

So if Gaetz's time as AG is effectively measured in negative numbers, does that mean it beats Scaramucci units?

The Verge Editor-In-Chief @reckless.bsky.social breathes fire on Elon Musk and Donald Trump's Big Tech enablers: "All of these men are now hopelessly trapped in a problem their own platforms and algorithms created."

Full Q&A in Status: www.status.news/p/nilay-pate...

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.