Marky
@markysparky.bsky.social
Face Like A Slapped Arse
Kindness is my Kink 🤍
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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“I’ve had my share of gynaecological gip. I still can’t polka without wincing, but we’re spunky in Cheadle…..we totter on!” IYKYK
📍 Glasgow
Kindness is my Kink 🤍
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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“I’ve had my share of gynaecological gip. I still can’t polka without wincing, but we’re spunky in Cheadle…..we totter on!” IYKYK
📍 Glasgow
Good morning beautiful BlueSkyers 👋🏼
Back to work after A/L….
Back to work after A/L….
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November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Good morning beautiful BlueSkyers 👋🏼
Back to work after A/L….
Back to work after A/L….
Proof (if there was any needed) that I am of angelic greatness 😇
*I hear you all shout in the background “if he was chocolate , he’d eat himself” 😆
**I ain’t all that great!
*I hear you all shout in the background “if he was chocolate , he’d eat himself” 😆
**I ain’t all that great!
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Proof (if there was any needed) that I am of angelic greatness 😇
*I hear you all shout in the background “if he was chocolate , he’d eat himself” 😆
**I ain’t all that great!
*I hear you all shout in the background “if he was chocolate , he’d eat himself” 😆
**I ain’t all that great!
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Good evening folks xx
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Good evening folks xx
Thought it would be a good idea to go Christmas shopping….it wasn’t….(screams) I’m a non-celebrity….get me the fuck out of here 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thought it would be a good idea to go Christmas shopping….it wasn’t….(screams) I’m a non-celebrity….get me the fuck out of here 🤣
A little throwback from chunky munky Marky….here’s cheers to the weekend 🥂
Hope yours is a good one beautiful people 😘
Hope yours is a good one beautiful people 😘
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A little throwback from chunky munky Marky….here’s cheers to the weekend 🥂
Hope yours is a good one beautiful people 😘
Hope yours is a good one beautiful people 😘
Leaving the Isle of Bute ☀️
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Leaving the Isle of Bute ☀️
Tipsy but in the best way.
Sleep well my lovelies 😘💋
Sleep well my lovelies 😘💋
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tipsy but in the best way.
Sleep well my lovelies 😘💋
Sleep well my lovelies 😘💋
Cheers my dears 🥂
After a hard days graft….a little reward to soothe my aching back….I may be unable to walk tomorrow!
Have a super evening sweet cheeks 😘
After a hard days graft….a little reward to soothe my aching back….I may be unable to walk tomorrow!
Have a super evening sweet cheeks 😘
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cheers my dears 🥂
After a hard days graft….a little reward to soothe my aching back….I may be unable to walk tomorrow!
Have a super evening sweet cheeks 😘
After a hard days graft….a little reward to soothe my aching back….I may be unable to walk tomorrow!
Have a super evening sweet cheeks 😘
Another throwback….2014….pre beard!
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Another throwback….2014….pre beard!
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Find Xanadu (Röyksopp Remix) by Alison Goldfrapp on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:06
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November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Good evening gorgeous people 😘
I’m smiling on the inside….promise!
I just naturally give “face like a slapped arse!” 😂😂
I’m smiling on the inside….promise!
I just naturally give “face like a slapped arse!” 😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Good evening gorgeous people 😘
I’m smiling on the inside….promise!
I just naturally give “face like a slapped arse!” 😂😂
I’m smiling on the inside….promise!
I just naturally give “face like a slapped arse!” 😂😂
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
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November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
The face/ the scent
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The face/ the scent
Another throwback from yesteryear….OMFG!!!!
Chunky munky eat your heart out 🙈🤣
Chunky munky eat your heart out 🙈🤣
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Another throwback from yesteryear….OMFG!!!!
Chunky munky eat your heart out 🙈🤣
Chunky munky eat your heart out 🙈🤣
Hello down there 👋🏼
How ya doin? 😘
How ya doin? 😘
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hello down there 👋🏼
How ya doin? 😘
How ya doin? 😘
Happy Sunday lovelies 👋🏼
Have a wonderful day 😘
Have a wonderful day 😘
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Happy Sunday lovelies 👋🏼
Have a wonderful day 😘
Have a wonderful day 😘
Bankshifting at the Beatson today to earn some extra pennies for Christmas….now to relax and enjoy the next 10 days off work 😁
Have a great evening gorgeous people xx
Have a great evening gorgeous people xx
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bankshifting at the Beatson today to earn some extra pennies for Christmas….now to relax and enjoy the next 10 days off work 😁
Have a great evening gorgeous people xx
Have a great evening gorgeous people xx
Oldest selfie on your phone….
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November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone….
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Good evening beauties 👋🏼
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Good evening beauties 👋🏼