Marky
@markysparky.bsky.social
Face Like A Slapped Arse
Kindness is my Kink 🤍
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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“I’ve had my share of gynaecological gip. I still can’t polka without wincing, but we’re spunky in Cheadle…..we totter on!” IYKYK
📍 Glasgow
Kindness is my Kink 🤍
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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“I’ve had my share of gynaecological gip. I still can’t polka without wincing, but we’re spunky in Cheadle…..we totter on!” IYKYK
📍 Glasgow
Throwback Tuesday….the beard was more gingery in tone than grey!
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Throwback Tuesday….the beard was more gingery in tone than grey!
Show your lock screen.
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Show your lock screen.
The past four mornings I have woken at 3.15am and not got back off.
This morning I slept until 6am 🤩✨
Good morning lovely people.
Have a wonderful Sunday 😘
This morning I slept until 6am 🤩✨
Good morning lovely people.
Have a wonderful Sunday 😘
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January 25, 2026 at 6:57 AM
The past four mornings I have woken at 3.15am and not got back off.
This morning I slept until 6am 🤩✨
Good morning lovely people.
Have a wonderful Sunday 😘
This morning I slept until 6am 🤩✨
Good morning lovely people.
Have a wonderful Sunday 😘
Another bank shift at the Beatson under my belt with only 2 more to go before I take a sabbatical.
I shall still be doing my substantive post though ✨
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday folks x
I shall still be doing my substantive post though ✨
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday folks x
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Another bank shift at the Beatson under my belt with only 2 more to go before I take a sabbatical.
I shall still be doing my substantive post though ✨
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday folks x
I shall still be doing my substantive post though ✨
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday folks x
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January 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Been napping on and off for the best part of the last 6 hours….now wide awake 🙈😂
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January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Been napping on and off for the best part of the last 6 hours….now wide awake 🙈😂
Is it just me or has January so far flown by as we head into week 4.
Usually it feels like it lasts a year but I cannot believe it will soon be February.
Usually it feels like it lasts a year but I cannot believe it will soon be February.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Is it just me or has January so far flown by as we head into week 4.
Usually it feels like it lasts a year but I cannot believe it will soon be February.
Usually it feels like it lasts a year but I cannot believe it will soon be February.
Rubbish sleep last night but only working until midday today!
Happy Monday lovelies 😘✨
Happy Monday lovelies 😘✨
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January 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Rubbish sleep last night but only working until midday today!
Happy Monday lovelies 😘✨
Happy Monday lovelies 😘✨
Good morning BlueSkyers from a throwback chunkier neon Marky 😜
Have a great Friday ✨
Have a great Friday ✨
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Good morning BlueSkyers from a throwback chunkier neon Marky 😜
Have a great Friday ✨
Have a great Friday ✨
Good morning lovely folks of BlueSky 😘✨
Shine bright xx
Shine bright xx
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Good morning lovely folks of BlueSky 😘✨
Shine bright xx
Shine bright xx
After two years of working part time….tomorrow I go back to full time.
It’ll be no hardship, as I’ll only be doing an extra morning a week.
It’ll be no hardship, as I’ll only be doing an extra morning a week.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After two years of working part time….tomorrow I go back to full time.
It’ll be no hardship, as I’ll only be doing an extra morning a week.
It’ll be no hardship, as I’ll only be doing an extra morning a week.
Good morning beautiful people ✨
Where is the lie 😉
Have a great Sunday x
Where is the lie 😉
Have a great Sunday x
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Good morning beautiful people ✨
Where is the lie 😉
Have a great Sunday x
Where is the lie 😉
Have a great Sunday x
Sometimes some dirty loaded fuck off fries is the only answer 😍
Who doesn’t love Five Guys in them from time to time 😈😉
Who doesn’t love Five Guys in them from time to time 😈😉
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes some dirty loaded fuck off fries is the only answer 😍
Who doesn’t love Five Guys in them from time to time 😈😉
Who doesn’t love Five Guys in them from time to time 😈😉
Work life innit ✨
Living the dream
Living the dream
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Work life innit ✨
Living the dream
Living the dream
2016 to 2025
I guess a beard hides/enhances my face like a slapped arse aesthetic 😂✨
I guess a beard hides/enhances my face like a slapped arse aesthetic 😂✨
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
2016 to 2025
I guess a beard hides/enhances my face like a slapped arse aesthetic 😂✨
I guess a beard hides/enhances my face like a slapped arse aesthetic 😂✨
Made it through my first 12hr shifts tomorrow after back after the Christmas break….smashed it ✨
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Made it through my first 12hr shifts tomorrow after back after the Christmas break….smashed it ✨
@geoff55.bsky.social wishing you a very happy birthday Geoff 🥳🎉
Enjoy your day 🎁🍺🎂✨ xx
Enjoy your day 🎁🍺🎂✨ xx
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January 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
@geoff55.bsky.social wishing you a very happy birthday Geoff 🥳🎉
Enjoy your day 🎁🍺🎂✨ xx
Enjoy your day 🎁🍺🎂✨ xx
Haircut before my return to work tomorrow ✨
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Haircut before my return to work tomorrow ✨
A lovely day in Helensburgh.
The weather was glorious.
A bit nippy but had a long walk around.
Good for the soul 🤍
The weather was glorious.
A bit nippy but had a long walk around.
Good for the soul 🤍
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A lovely day in Helensburgh.
The weather was glorious.
A bit nippy but had a long walk around.
Good for the soul 🤍
The weather was glorious.
A bit nippy but had a long walk around.
Good for the soul 🤍
Late to the party but here’s my very old voice reveal from 2022
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Late to the party but here’s my very old voice reveal from 2022