One of these feels significantly more urgent

You forgot to kill George W Bush

You know they’ve finally convinced me, I’m ready to back an invasion of the Middle East in search of illegally manufactured WMDs. When do we invade Israel?

Pretty sure Senator Bloodfeast was already out campaigning for the party in 2024

I would assume that if you defunded USAID the same way but ‘leftistly’ the CIA would shoot you with the heart attack gun. Like I cannot fathom a President Sanders just refusing to fund and then downsizing any intel agency without some sort of coup being triggered. It’s baffling they let Trump do it

Now do these all pair well together or is there a trick to making the collar pop in light of falling economic mobility?