MarkyMarx69
@markymarx69.bsky.social
What if Yoda was 6ft tall and smoked weed?
Virginia Creeper is to English Ivy what American Robins are to European Robins
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Virginia Creeper is to English Ivy what American Robins are to European Robins
“Question me again! That was without a tutorial!” ~my wife, master balloon animal maker
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Question me again! That was without a tutorial!” ~my wife, master balloon animal maker
Happy 30th to all who celebrate 🥳
April 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy 30th to all who celebrate 🥳
Coolest table of contents ever
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Coolest table of contents ever
Biggest loser of the year
April 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Biggest loser of the year
Got the first bed dug out. Next step is to work some compost into the second layer then put back the original soil + amendments. Trying to fix the heavy clay for our crops
This beds gonna be watermelons down the long side and hot peppers on the short!
This beds gonna be watermelons down the long side and hot peppers on the short!
April 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Got the first bed dug out. Next step is to work some compost into the second layer then put back the original soil + amendments. Trying to fix the heavy clay for our crops
This beds gonna be watermelons down the long side and hot peppers on the short!
This beds gonna be watermelons down the long side and hot peppers on the short!
Got the new garden fence in the ground, just have to attach the wire to it now. Also replaced the rotted tops to the benches by the fire pit. Please don’t raise my rent for fixing your home lol 🤞
April 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Got the new garden fence in the ground, just have to attach the wire to it now. Also replaced the rotted tops to the benches by the fire pit. Please don’t raise my rent for fixing your home lol 🤞
Dicking around with some kicks this morning. Feeling a bit rusty, haven’t been on the bag in a minute
March 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dicking around with some kicks this morning. Feeling a bit rusty, haven’t been on the bag in a minute
Took this for the wife while she’s out of town, but as always we like to share
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Took this for the wife while she’s out of town, but as always we like to share
Wife got me the full set up as an early birthday gift. The sweetgum balls make pretty good mulch
March 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wife got me the full set up as an early birthday gift. The sweetgum balls make pretty good mulch
So liberal even my flowers are bleeding hearts
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So liberal even my flowers are bleeding hearts
Wife took me out on an early birthday shop to to the farmers market then local garden stores 🥰
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wife took me out on an early birthday shop to to the farmers market then local garden stores 🥰
Appreciating the little weed blooms coming up around the house
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Appreciating the little weed blooms coming up around the house
Going through my kettlebell circuit. I do 3 sets of swings, cleans, and push press through both sides before doing a minute of abs then repeat. In the hunt for that six pack by 30. Return to competition comes next
March 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going through my kettlebell circuit. I do 3 sets of swings, cleans, and push press through both sides before doing a minute of abs then repeat. In the hunt for that six pack by 30. Return to competition comes next
Ordering an Out of Town Wife Special but asking the waiter if they can make it gluten free
March 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ordering an Out of Town Wife Special but asking the waiter if they can make it gluten free
Mr Break A Hoe In Half
March 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mr Break A Hoe In Half
Bridal wreath wins it for the first thing blooming in the backyard
March 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bridal wreath wins it for the first thing blooming in the backyard
Saw a post once that was like “imagining yourself as a robot is a good way to figure out your gender identity bc you can freely fantasize about your ‘ideal’ body” and boy did I realize I’m the cis-est man around bc I immediately thought of Lord Shaxx’s armor. Pauldrons with the furrrr!!
February 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Saw a post once that was like “imagining yourself as a robot is a good way to figure out your gender identity bc you can freely fantasize about your ‘ideal’ body” and boy did I realize I’m the cis-est man around bc I immediately thought of Lord Shaxx’s armor. Pauldrons with the furrrr!!
Hey fellas (& ladies)
February 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey fellas (& ladies)
Bitch it’s startinggggg!!!!!!
February 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bitch it’s startinggggg!!!!!!
He’s a good lad who does his best. May he bless you in your troubled times
February 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s a good lad who does his best. May he bless you in your troubled times
There are two types of bluetwitter posters
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There are two types of bluetwitter posters