Mark Tait
@marktait.bsky.social
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“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🎶🎶
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
Read this book again today. Blast from the past.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Read this book again today. Blast from the past.
It’s health and safety gone mad.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s health and safety gone mad.
This is the best thing since liced bread.
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is the best thing since liced bread.
Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it.
Every football players penalty run up nowadays:
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every football players penalty run up nowadays:
Bloody love a board game with the kids.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bloody love a board game with the kids.
I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down.
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down.
Conan the Librarian
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Conan the Librarian
No, this isn’t mine. I had more in my one.
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No, this isn’t mine. I had more in my one.
Long cows are shite at Hide and Seek.
August 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Long cows are shite at Hide and Seek.
This will never stand up in court.
July 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This will never stand up in court.
In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️
July 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️
In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs.
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs.
Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear.
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear.
It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has?
May 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has?
My daughter took an opened packed of Skips out her schoolbag this morning, and told me I can have a few if I wanted, but also gave strict instructions not to finish them. She loves me, but also knows me very well.
March 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My daughter took an opened packed of Skips out her schoolbag this morning, and told me I can have a few if I wanted, but also gave strict instructions not to finish them. She loves me, but also knows me very well.
This is a great non-friction book.
March 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is a great non-friction book.
Saved a mouse’s life today. In other news, cats are dicks.
March 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Saved a mouse’s life today. In other news, cats are dicks.
That’s a helluva wait for your luggage!
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That’s a helluva wait for your luggage!
There’s something behind here now. FML.
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There’s something behind here now. FML.