Mark Tait
@marktait.bsky.social
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“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🎶🎶
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
“And through it all,
she offers me protection...”
Read this book again today. Blast from the past.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Read this book again today. Blast from the past.
It’s health and safety gone mad.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s health and safety gone mad.
Pishing with rain in Aberdeen today. Fireworks night will be a damp squib.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pishing with rain in Aberdeen today. Fireworks night will be a damp squib.
This is the best thing since liced bread.
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is the best thing since liced bread.
Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it.
Just caught a beetle in my living room, then released it in the garden. Is the world ready for a new Steve Irwin?
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just caught a beetle in my living room, then released it in the garden. Is the world ready for a new Steve Irwin?
Every football players penalty run up nowadays:
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every football players penalty run up nowadays:
Bloody love a board game with the kids.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bloody love a board game with the kids.
I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down.
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down.
Conan the Librarian
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Conan the Librarian
No, this isn’t mine. I had more in my one.
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No, this isn’t mine. I had more in my one.
Long cows are shite at Hide and Seek.
August 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Long cows are shite at Hide and Seek.
This will never stand up in court.
July 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This will never stand up in court.
In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️
July 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️
It’s a bloody shame that kids don’t get the joy and excitement of digging about in a fresh box of cereal for some plastic shite, these days. Remember scrapping with your sibling because it was your turn to find the Tony the Tiger bike reflector?
July 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It’s a bloody shame that kids don’t get the joy and excitement of digging about in a fresh box of cereal for some plastic shite, these days. Remember scrapping with your sibling because it was your turn to find the Tony the Tiger bike reflector?
In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs.
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs.
Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear.
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear.
It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has?
May 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has?
See those folk that go about breaking rocks in half and finding fossils and geodes and shit? Do they just snap all the stones they find in two, or are the ones with stuff inside labelled?
April 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
See those folk that go about breaking rocks in half and finding fossils and geodes and shit? Do they just snap all the stones they find in two, or are the ones with stuff inside labelled?
My daughter took an opened packed of Skips out her schoolbag this morning, and told me I can have a few if I wanted, but also gave strict instructions not to finish them. She loves me, but also knows me very well.
March 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My daughter took an opened packed of Skips out her schoolbag this morning, and told me I can have a few if I wanted, but also gave strict instructions not to finish them. She loves me, but also knows me very well.
