Mark Stirton
@markstirton.bsky.social
Director, The Planet, One Day Removals, Dark Highlands, Wrong Time, Wrong Space and Jaws.
Then I shall be in a cameo fight scene.
August 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Then I shall be in a cameo fight scene.
So, you're one of those 'daywalkers'. Interesting.
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So, you're one of those 'daywalkers'. Interesting.
Ah yes, as with any footage taken in Aberdeen, feking seagulls! Hello fox.
August 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ah yes, as with any footage taken in Aberdeen, feking seagulls! Hello fox.
They probably get less corporal punishment these days as well. Back in my day, they used to belt the shit out of us.
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
They probably get less corporal punishment these days as well. Back in my day, they used to belt the shit out of us.
An Evening with Boris Johnson... is your first day in Hell!
August 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
An Evening with Boris Johnson... is your first day in Hell!
You did a van one without me? Well, that's just rude.
August 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
You did a van one without me? Well, that's just rude.
She's very pretty. I'm guessing you're not related.
August 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
She's very pretty. I'm guessing you're not related.
Someone, somewhere at some time, was a peeping Tom. Possibly a peeping Bill.
August 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Someone, somewhere at some time, was a peeping Tom. Possibly a peeping Bill.
Oh, that's a get tae fuck from me.
August 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oh, that's a get tae fuck from me.
I used to get that in Linksfield Court. Not a fan.
August 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I used to get that in Linksfield Court. Not a fan.
I live in fear of a cure!
March 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I live in fear of a cure!
Is that his real head?? I might be skint, but my hair is fantastic.
March 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Is that his real head?? I might be skint, but my hair is fantastic.