Mark Stirton
@markstirton.bsky.social
Director, The Planet, One Day Removals, Dark Highlands, Wrong Time, Wrong Space and Jaws.
It’s a comedy, folks! No, really. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It’s a comedy, folks! No, really. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
I know it’s not my line, but it fits very well when one is ill. ‘I feel like a pig shat in my head.” And I really do.
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I know it’s not my line, but it fits very well when one is ill. ‘I feel like a pig shat in my head.” And I really do.
World gone to shit? Need a laugh? ‘One Day Removals’ might be for you! Warning: emphatically not suitable for work! You WILL offend your colleagues. Also, actually working class Scottish, not posh actors pretending like normal, so strap the fuck in for that! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
World gone to shit? Need a laugh? ‘One Day Removals’ might be for you! Warning: emphatically not suitable for work! You WILL offend your colleagues. Also, actually working class Scottish, not posh actors pretending like normal, so strap the fuck in for that! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
That was a fun walk, but at least the roads are walkable, which is more than the pavements are!
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
That was a fun walk, but at least the roads are walkable, which is more than the pavements are!
Well, I got milk. Was it worth it? No milk, no tea. No tea, no life.
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Well, I got milk. Was it worth it? No milk, no tea. No tea, no life.
The annoying thing is, I’ve got to go to the shops! Skis? Check. Poles? Check. Pack of huskies… Check.
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The annoying thing is, I’ve got to go to the shops! Skis? Check. Poles? Check. Pack of huskies… Check.
Feking freezing, min.
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Feking freezing, min.
That’s right, I collect and paint Dr Who figurines, wanna make something of it, mush?! I’ll take on any three funts here! (girls only - but not Aberdonian girls, obviously). Also, it makes my bedroom look cool, and so does my K9 pillowcase.
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
That’s right, I collect and paint Dr Who figurines, wanna make something of it, mush?! I’ll take on any three funts here! (girls only - but not Aberdonian girls, obviously). Also, it makes my bedroom look cool, and so does my K9 pillowcase.
I was hoping this would catch on like, Netflix and beer or a movie n popcorn.
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was hoping this would catch on like, Netflix and beer or a movie n popcorn.
Some people need a laugh over Xmas, I’ve got you covered! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Some people need a laugh over Xmas, I’ve got you covered! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
Uh-oh, they’re onto me youtu.be/FzMtqn3eQhw?...
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Uh-oh, they’re onto me youtu.be/FzMtqn3eQhw?...
My home office only it’s a 3D VR recreation. Clever stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My home office only it’s a 3D VR recreation. Clever stuff.
For any new followers who might enjoy dark comedy. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
For any new followers who might enjoy dark comedy. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
Another lovely Scottish morning. Splash!
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Another lovely Scottish morning. Splash!
Macduff from the distance. Very much the best way to experience it!
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Macduff from the distance. Very much the best way to experience it!
'One Day Removals', featuring no AI, just human actors... more or less. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
One Day Removals (2008)
YouTube video by Mark Stirton
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August 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
'One Day Removals', featuring no AI, just human actors... more or less. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
For those who like a laugh... a dark dark laugh, bordering on a cry for help! amzn.eu/d/hbuiB0H
August 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
For those who like a laugh... a dark dark laugh, bordering on a cry for help! amzn.eu/d/hbuiB0H
I have to keep reposting 'One Day Removals' cos it's only cultish and not a proper cult film, yet. Gimmie another decade... youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have to keep reposting 'One Day Removals' cos it's only cultish and not a proper cult film, yet. Gimmie another decade... youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
Two projects, one future. One will get made, the other, probably, discarded. ‘Scottish Guns’ is the cheaper film, so the clever money is on that!
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Two projects, one future. One will get made, the other, probably, discarded. ‘Scottish Guns’ is the cheaper film, so the clever money is on that!
'One Day Removals' is heading towards one hundred and ten thousand views, mostly Scottish, I suspect. So, if you know anyone that needs a laugh, pass it on! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
'One Day Removals' is heading towards one hundred and ten thousand views, mostly Scottish, I suspect. So, if you know anyone that needs a laugh, pass it on! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...
Reposted by Mark Stirton
Plenty of PoP Sweatshirt in faded khaki.
100% Organic Cotton. ♻️
£40 posted from me to you!
What other colours of this one should we do?
100% Organic Cotton. ♻️
£40 posted from me to you!
What other colours of this one should we do?
February 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Plenty of PoP Sweatshirt in faded khaki.
100% Organic Cotton. ♻️
£40 posted from me to you!
What other colours of this one should we do?
100% Organic Cotton. ♻️
£40 posted from me to you!
What other colours of this one should we do?
Being able to showcase my short film 'Wrong Time, Wrong Space' in a mixed reality environment, with bonus art, that anyone can log into. Interesting times. Full movie here: youtu.be/NQ96qRjpHjs?...
January 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Being able to showcase my short film 'Wrong Time, Wrong Space' in a mixed reality environment, with bonus art, that anyone can log into. Interesting times. Full movie here: youtu.be/NQ96qRjpHjs?...
My mixed reality TARDIS. Which is a perfectly normal thing to spend 1 or 28 hours creating. #doctorwho #figmin
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My mixed reality TARDIS. Which is a perfectly normal thing to spend 1 or 28 hours creating. #doctorwho #figmin