Mark Shatraw
@markshatraw.bsky.social
Video games, politics, adorable animals. Reply friend. All opinions here are mine. He/him. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Tom Holland, James Bond: "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Bartender: "Nice try kid; you still gotta be 21 to get a drink"
Bartender: "Nice try kid; you still gotta be 21 to get a drink"
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Tom Holland, James Bond: "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Bartender: "Nice try kid; you still gotta be 21 to get a drink"
Bartender: "Nice try kid; you still gotta be 21 to get a drink"
Ralph Fiennes is a perfectly fine M but I will always remember Dame Judi Dench handing Pierce Brosnan his teeth by way of introduction lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ralph Fiennes is a perfectly fine M but I will always remember Dame Judi Dench handing Pierce Brosnan his teeth by way of introduction lol
It's not a perfect heuristic but it seems like the candidate who can shout "CHANGE" the loudest and most convincingly usually has the best shot
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's not a perfect heuristic but it seems like the candidate who can shout "CHANGE" the loudest and most convincingly usually has the best shot
Oops All Feinsteins feels like a possible future
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oops All Feinsteins feels like a possible future
He looks like the mob lieutenant in a Batman movie who says "Ey, oh, I didn't sign up fah dis" and Bats dangles him from a lamppost just to prove the point
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He looks like the mob lieutenant in a Batman movie who says "Ey, oh, I didn't sign up fah dis" and Bats dangles him from a lamppost just to prove the point
I always thought Hegseth's "your mom thinks you are a terrible person" letter was maybe the worst thing to happen to one's sense of self but JCO's gaining
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I always thought Hegseth's "your mom thinks you are a terrible person" letter was maybe the worst thing to happen to one's sense of self but JCO's gaining
Your fundraiser was *five* years ago lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Your fundraiser was *five* years ago lol
A planet's rotation *is* how long its day be; that's just science
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A planet's rotation *is* how long its day be; that's just science
This is the category of political "apology" known as "Please stop yelling at me"
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is the category of political "apology" known as "Please stop yelling at me"
The vape chamber was the *One* X, not the *Series* X
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The vape chamber was the *One* X, not the *Series* X
She has a 14 year old teenage bully's keen sense of weakness with no filter combined with decades of fierce writing experience. It's frankly terrifying
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
She has a 14 year old teenage bully's keen sense of weakness with no filter combined with decades of fierce writing experience. It's frankly terrifying
I would love to see Van Hollen at State in a GKOTP administration
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I would love to see Van Hollen at State in a GKOTP administration
It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
A half-decent con artist could walk out of the Senate with $10k cash and probably a Rolex, sir
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A half-decent con artist could walk out of the Senate with $10k cash and probably a Rolex, sir
I love authors.
I live in perpetual fear of getting on the wrong side of a romance novelist.
I hope I may never darken JCO's doorstep that I may be spared the gaze of judgment.
I live in perpetual fear of getting on the wrong side of a romance novelist.
I hope I may never darken JCO's doorstep that I may be spared the gaze of judgment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love authors.
I live in perpetual fear of getting on the wrong side of a romance novelist.
I hope I may never darken JCO's doorstep that I may be spared the gaze of judgment.
I live in perpetual fear of getting on the wrong side of a romance novelist.
I hope I may never darken JCO's doorstep that I may be spared the gaze of judgment.
The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I admit, I really love watching Ian McDiarmid go chaos gremlin mode
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I admit, I really love watching Ian McDiarmid go chaos gremlin mode
If one complains about the Wal-Mart not getting firebombed without firebombing the Wal-Mart oneself, maybe there exists a reason to not firebomb the Wal-Mart.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If one complains about the Wal-Mart not getting firebombed without firebombing the Wal-Mart oneself, maybe there exists a reason to not firebomb the Wal-Mart.
That, and Elon made "What are you going to do about it? Arrest me?" a viable business strategy
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
That, and Elon made "What are you going to do about it? Arrest me?" a viable business strategy
And like, sure. Maybe whatever anthropomorphic banjo Oklahoma sent to the Senate doesn't want their kids paying $1.5k/month for insurance. But you need to convince Mike Johnson of this, and he's not doing anything the Big Wet Birthday Boy doesn't tell him to do.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And like, sure. Maybe whatever anthropomorphic banjo Oklahoma sent to the Senate doesn't want their kids paying $1.5k/month for insurance. But you need to convince Mike Johnson of this, and he's not doing anything the Big Wet Birthday Boy doesn't tell him to do.
"Standing up to Donald Trump doesn't work" is going to make a very strong Republican ad at some point, sir. You don't want to do your opponents' work for them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Standing up to Donald Trump doesn't work" is going to make a very strong Republican ad at some point, sir. You don't want to do your opponents' work for them.