Mark Ryes
@markryes.bsky.social
Mainly posting about telly, voiceover, podcasting, dogs, naturism, guys, gays & food! Single & dog dad to Margo. One half of the "How Do You Say That?!" podcast and one half of the "Grumpy Old Gays" podcast.
Come to the Cake & Bake Show at Olympia this weekend - where I'll be the compere on the main stage. Everything you need to take your baking up a notch - and you can get a discounted £10 ticket using these details: www.thecakeandbakeshow.co.uk and type in code CABMARK
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Come to the Cake & Bake Show at Olympia this weekend - where I'll be the compere on the main stage. Everything you need to take your baking up a notch - and you can get a discounted £10 ticket using these details: www.thecakeandbakeshow.co.uk and type in code CABMARK
Hannah Gardiner is our spooky guest for the Halloween special out on Friday
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hannah Gardiner is our spooky guest for the Halloween special out on Friday
Alan Irving is our next guest on How Do You Say That?! this Friday!
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Alan Irving is our next guest on How Do You Say That?! this Friday!
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Gina Mellotte.
She brought a promo script that could have been right off Agatha Christie's bookshelf!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
She brought a promo script that could have been right off Agatha Christie's bookshelf!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Gina Mellotte.
She brought a promo script that could have been right off Agatha Christie's bookshelf!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
She brought a promo script that could have been right off Agatha Christie's bookshelf!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Ciaran Saward.
When Mark thought he could run a building site - his slightly nerdy voice came out - and we're not sure why!!
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When Mark thought he could run a building site - his slightly nerdy voice came out - and we're not sure why!!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
September 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Ciaran Saward.
When Mark thought he could run a building site - his slightly nerdy voice came out - and we're not sure why!!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
When Mark thought he could run a building site - his slightly nerdy voice came out - and we're not sure why!!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
Join the Grumpy Boys as they reflect on life, the universe and everything! Nobody tells you how to get old gracefully!
You can watch the whole episode on YouTube and subscribe. There's a new episode every Wednesday!
#podcast #gettingolder #life
You can watch the whole episode on YouTube and subscribe. There's a new episode every Wednesday!
#podcast #gettingolder #life
September 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Join the Grumpy Boys as they reflect on life, the universe and everything! Nobody tells you how to get old gracefully!
You can watch the whole episode on YouTube and subscribe. There's a new episode every Wednesday!
#podcast #gettingolder #life
You can watch the whole episode on YouTube and subscribe. There's a new episode every Wednesday!
#podcast #gettingolder #life
Join the Grumpy Boys in Soho for their brand new episode on Wednesday 17th September!
September 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Join the Grumpy Boys in Soho for their brand new episode on Wednesday 17th September!
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Ciaran Saward.
Ciaran brought a script that sounded like it should be legendary - but turned out to be the opposite!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
Ciaran brought a script that sounded like it should be legendary - but turned out to be the opposite!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
September 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Ciaran Saward.
Ciaran brought a script that sounded like it should be legendary - but turned out to be the opposite!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
Ciaran brought a script that sounded like it should be legendary - but turned out to be the opposite!
Subscribe and listen on your favourite podcast platform.
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is the voice of Sainsbury's Lizzie Jobling!
Mark tries the dubbing read brought by Sam this week and goes uber conversational - but is it TOO laid back?
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform
Mark tries the dubbing read brought by Sam this week and goes uber conversational - but is it TOO laid back?
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform
September 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is the voice of Sainsbury's Lizzie Jobling!
Mark tries the dubbing read brought by Sam this week and goes uber conversational - but is it TOO laid back?
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform
Mark tries the dubbing read brought by Sam this week and goes uber conversational - but is it TOO laid back?
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform
Buck House Booty on the Grumpy Old Gays on YouTube
September 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Buck House Booty on the Grumpy Old Gays on YouTube
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Helen Quigley - who thinks Mark's read for her winky script just isn't playful enough!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
August 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Helen Quigley - who thinks Mark's read for her winky script just isn't playful enough!
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube or your favourite podcast platform.
Join us on ITV1 and STV at 12:40am for an amazing deal on the Tower Aquajet Pro Spot Cleaner at the lowest ever price! Cleans stains from carpets, upholstery cars and more - also cleans hard floors and windows with the special squeegee attachment!
August 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Join us on ITV1 and STV at 12:40am for an amazing deal on the Tower Aquajet Pro Spot Cleaner at the lowest ever price! Cleans stains from carpets, upholstery cars and more - also cleans hard floors and windows with the special squeegee attachment!
Pound Shop Shockers over on YouTube with the Grumpy Old Gays!
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pound Shop Shockers over on YouTube with the Grumpy Old Gays!
Oops! BBC Blooper to make you smile! New episode every Wednesday on YouTube - follow @grumpyoldgays
#firstworldproblems #complaints #grumpy
#firstworldproblems #complaints #grumpy
August 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Oops! BBC Blooper to make you smile! New episode every Wednesday on YouTube - follow @grumpyoldgays
#firstworldproblems #complaints #grumpy
#firstworldproblems #complaints #grumpy
Did you know that the Aerial is barely used any more! So how do TV pictures get from the studio into your goggle box? #television #technology #bbc #itv
August 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Did you know that the Aerial is barely used any more! So how do TV pictures get from the studio into your goggle box? #television #technology #bbc #itv
Top tips for voice actors! This episode of How Do You Say That?! contains some really golden advice from our guest Anthony Shuster. Subscribe today on your favourite podcast platform. #voiceacting #animation #toptip
August 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Top tips for voice actors! This episode of How Do You Say That?! contains some really golden advice from our guest Anthony Shuster. Subscribe today on your favourite podcast platform. #voiceacting #animation #toptip
Call Susie Dent! New episode of the Grumpy Old Gays available now on YouTube #countdown #gay #newword
August 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Call Susie Dent! New episode of the Grumpy Old Gays available now on YouTube #countdown #gay #newword