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Mark Ryes
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Mainly posting about telly, voiceover, podcasting, dogs, naturism, guys, gays & food! Single & dog dad to Margo. One half of the "How Do You Say That?!" podcast and one half of the "Grumpy Old Gays" podcast.
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Contact: mark@britishvoiceover.co.uk

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British TV Presenter Mark Ryes mark@britishvoiceover.co.uk 07813 850592
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This week the Grumpy Boys are talking about DENTISTS! Why we avoid going, why the sound of a drill can cause nightmares... and if you were a kid in the seventies, we talk about the trauma caused with dentistry back then!
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DENTIST NIGHTMARES with the Grumpy Old Gays #ageing #grumpy #life #grumpy #costacoffee
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December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This week on “How Do You Say That?!” - Game Shows and Exhibitions with the brilliant Carla Terry! Plus… Atmospheric courtrooms ★ Miss Trunchbull ★ Noisy TV studios ★ The French Resistance ★ Unpredictable moments AND ★ what would Judi Dench do?!
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How Do You Say That?! with Carla Terry - British Voiceover
In ep 149 of “How Do You Say That?!” Carla Terry joins Sam and Mark to talk about singing confessions, pop star neighbours and a mathematical conundrum. We take on a courtroom drama - but which side a...
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November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Come to the Cake & Bake Show at Olympia this weekend - where I'll be the compere on the main stage. Everything you need to take your baking up a notch - and you can get a discounted £10 ticket using these details: www.thecakeandbakeshow.co.uk and type in code CABMARK
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Join the Grumpy boys as they realise this is the busiest time of the year. What with Christmas preparations, putting up the tree, outside lights and then what to buy people - it's all exhausting! Watch our unique prespective here:
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#christmas #mariahcarey #grumpy
THAWING MARIAH CAREY with the Grumpy Old Gays #ageing #grumpy #life #grumpy #costacoffee
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November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On this week's "How Do You Say That?!" voice actor George Weightman - and the unexpected segues are never far away!
From top hats (with cats) 🎩 to lanterns in the snow ❄️
Kingpins of Crime 🐺 to Jane Austen 👒
Mark Gatiss 👻 to Daddy Pig 🐷!!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
On this week's "How Do You Say That?!" voice actor George Weightman - and the unexpected segues are never far away!
From top hats (with cats) 🎩 to lanterns in the snow ❄️
Kingpins of Crime 🐺 to Jane Austen 👒
Mark Gatiss 👻 to Daddy Pig 🐷!!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Join the Grumpy Boys outside the BBC discussing the state of radio and why people are switching off in their droves.
We talk about what we used to love listening to, how local radio isn't local any more, and we lament the loss of the great Steve Wright.
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THE STATE OF RADIO with the Grumpy Old Gays #ageing #grumpy #life #grumpy #costacoffee #zeb #soanes
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November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
On this week's "How Do You Say That?!" we bring take you
★ From Garden Audio Tours to breezy Car Commercials
★ From word counts to wistful cadences, and
★ From Santa’s bells to sluggy burps
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How Do You Say That?! with Shiraz Engineer - British Voiceover
In ep 147 of “How Do You Say That?!” Shiraz Engineer joins Sam and Mark to talk about how to change inflection for the type of audience you're talking to, and we demonstrate it by bringing a vegetable...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The voiceover legend that is Paul Schmidt joins us this week on “How Do You Say That?!” - and it’s a banger! From cinema scandals to monumental confessions, it’s fireworks in the studio: britishvoiceover.co.uk/how-do-you-s...
How Do You Say That?! with Paul Schmidt - British Voiceover
In ep 146 of “How Do You Say That?!” Paul Schmidt joins Sam and Mark to talk about naked comedy, dream kitchens, and salesy promos! We ask - are air quotes a good thing or completely unnecessary? Do m...
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November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The week the Grumpy Old Gays are obsessed by news channels - and why they sometimes do things so badly... like weekend presenters dressing down, reporters outside Downing Street in the middle of the night, and guests on webcams! #ageing #grumpy #tvnews #costacoffee
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NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS with the Grumpy Old Gays #ageing #grumpy #life #costacoffee
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November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This week on “How Do You Say That?!” climb aboard the Halloween Express - there are ★ Fright Night commercials ★ Houses with souls ★ Psychologically scary reads ★ Vocal weight ★ …and changes in rhythm that draw you inexorably down into the heart of the story…
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How Do You Say That?! with Hannah Gardiner - British Voiceover
In ep 145 of “How Do You Say That?!” Hannah Gardiner joins Sam and Mark to talk about how close mic-proximity and a whispered read can be more horrifying than ever. With witches, ghouls, werewolves an...
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October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hannah Gardiner is our spooky guest for the Halloween special out on Friday
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This week on the Grumpy Old Gays, the boys wonder why everyone carries expensive bottled water these days?! Surely tap water will do? As it's coming up to Halloween we ask which is best:- Horror movies, or Zombie movies? #ageing #grumpy #inevitable #life #halloween #water youtu.be/gOGBwl_p7_k
DRINK UP! It’s Halloween with the Grumpy Old Gays #ageing #grumpy #life #halloween #water
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October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
On How Do You Say That?! we’re here for the practical, the performance, the celebration of different voices! Multi-lingual Kitty Lyddon is in the studio ❤
★ we lose ourselves in a ghostly tale ★ galvanise 9 to 10 year olds ★ and love the music of language ★
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How Do You Say That?! with Kitty Lyddon - British Voiceover
In ep 144 of “How Do You Say That?!” Kitty Lyddon talks about why some producers looking for several languages like to take the easy route and there's parent energy in a game script for 7 year olds......
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October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On this week's "How Do You Say That?!", the ‘practical podcast for voice actors’ is ALL about books - with special guest Alan Irving! 📚

There's dark fantasy ★ the fiction v non-fiction debate ★ the danger of assumptions ★ chatty barbers and mean librarians

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How Do You Say That?! with Alan Irving - British Voiceover
In ep 143 of “How Do You Say That?!” Alan Irving joins Sam and Mark to talk about how different audiobook narrators prepare for the mammoth task of story and character prep... why an author might leav...
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October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can the sunshine make you grumpy? Not really... but the boys have their final installment from holiday, and they've noticed a few differences between Spain and the UK. Are we being rinsed on everything we buy? Plus why are electric taxis silent but deadly? Subscribe today!
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SUNNY THOUGHTS from the Grumpy Old Gays #life #holiday #ageing
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October 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Alan Irving is our next guest on How Do You Say That?! this Friday!
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This week on “How Do You Say That?!”…

Gina Mellotte - the Voice of the BAFTAs is in the house!

She’s also the Danish Girl…
And the Radio Imaging Queen…
AND a posh, nosey old Biddy…

Gina is all things Voiceover 🌟

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How Do You Say That?! with Gina Mellotte - British Voiceover
In ep 142 of “How Do You Say That?!” Gina Mellotte joins Sam and Mark to talk about to talk about all things promo, imaging and Voice of God. We ask when is a question not a question... wonder what to...
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October 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Gina Mellotte.
She brought a promo script that could have been right off Agatha Christie's bookshelf!
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October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Grumpy Old Gays are having a foursome… but it’s not what you think! Meet Reece and Brett, a couple with some great stories!

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#life #couples #lovestories
Our first Foursome on Grumpy Old Gays!
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October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
From nurses and prostitutes…it's the latest episode of “How Do You Say That?!”
Ingrid Wiseman brings us her personal touch - and snaps her rubber gloves!
Plus there’s a thorny discussion about accents… where we’re not all in agreement!
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How Do You Say That?! with Ingrid Wiseman - British Voiceover
In ep 141 of “How Do You Say That?!” Ingrid Wiseman joins Sam and Mark to talk about accents, water and the elements! Just how DO you approach a script for a video to be played in a big conference as ...
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October 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This week - all the way from LA and live from the “How Do You Say That?!” studio - we have a real life VO rock chick…. it’s Marissa Dubois! 🌟🎸
Find out in ”How Do You Say That?! - the One with the Singing Voice Actor!”
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How Do You Say That?! with Marissa Dubois - British Voiceover
In ep 140 of “How Do You Say That?!” Marissa Dubois joins Sam and Mark to talk about taking all the emotion out of a documentary read (and how feeling cross
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September 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
On this week's How Do You Say That?! with special guest Michael Ashtiany - ★ audio dramas with possessed cats ★ ringing the changes with corporates★ rewiring our approach to social media ★ and being more playful!
Plus 2 discussions on building self confidence!
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How Do You Say That?! with Michael Ashtiany - British Voiceover
In ep 139 of “How Do You Say That?!” Michael Ashtiany joins Sam and Mark to talk about judging a read properly depending the demographic of the audience... Making a story so a script is easy to follow...
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September 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This week's guest on How Do You Say That?! is Ciaran Saward.
When Mark thought he could run a building site - his slightly nerdy voice came out - and we're not sure why!!
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September 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM