mark roebuck
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They wouldn’t do “battle jews” so he had to get creative
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They wouldn’t do “battle jews” so he had to get creative
GTA6 really overshadowed the latest Mina delay, huh?
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
GTA6 really overshadowed the latest Mina delay, huh?
Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
mark my words: the Browns will win this game by the score of two to negative three
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
mark my words: the Browns will win this game by the score of two to negative three
Pour one out for the PT Cruiser caught in the middle of it all
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pour one out for the PT Cruiser caught in the middle of it all
Still sad they cancelled Billy Bob’s Drinkin-n-Fuckin for the GBA
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Still sad they cancelled Billy Bob’s Drinkin-n-Fuckin for the GBA
I’m pissed off about the Super Bowl halftime show but only because they haven’t brought back the Bud Bowl
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m pissed off about the Super Bowl halftime show but only because they haven’t brought back the Bud Bowl
Women don't like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
Entertainers learning that “blood money” isn’t just buzz words and that they understand far less about the world than they appear to is kinda funny. Just buy some watches or something dude. You earned it.
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Entertainers learning that “blood money” isn’t just buzz words and that they understand far less about the world than they appear to is kinda funny. Just buy some watches or something dude. You earned it.
I follow this Phantom Arcades account just to see who he sets up next
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I follow this Phantom Arcades account just to see who he sets up next
Bill Burr has a wife and two children
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Bill Burr has a wife and two children
Writing video game jokes in the era of Doug Bowser was fun
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Writing video game jokes in the era of Doug Bowser was fun
Thank you, Popular Mechanics!
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thank you, Popular Mechanics!
Like the Civil War before it, the Culture Wars have turned brother vs brother
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Like the Civil War before it, the Culture Wars have turned brother vs brother
it is equal parts maddening and hilarious that it still makes the bullet points of his Greatest Hits these days
September 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it is equal parts maddening and hilarious that it still makes the bullet points of his Greatest Hits these days
This is a game on DraftKings, so it's dice (get it?), but it's fun to think about a game where you're just the Diceman shitting all over the place
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is a game on DraftKings, so it's dice (get it?), but it's fun to think about a game where you're just the Diceman shitting all over the place