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November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hey hey hey! It's my latest for Palette Swap!
Fortnite players have begun to sour on the Simpsons crossover event, stating that it hasn’t been good since day nine or ten.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
GTA6 really overshadowed the latest Mina delay, huh?
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
BREAKING: The Jerky Boys will reunite and perform some calls at the Grammys
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just read about an intimate gig the Foo Fighters played. The venue was huge, but Dave Grohl got a girl pregnant.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I would help, but I'm expecting two phone calls."
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Are the fleeing New Yorkers running like the kids in Weapons towards the mainland?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
mark my words: the Browns will win this game by the score of two to negative three
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dick Cheney isn't gonna get to play GTA 6 :(
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Who’s gonna Tell ‘Em?
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ocean’s Se7en - Daniel Ocean convinces John Doe to help him rob Las Vegas after giving a convincing speech about how much Greed is on display
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form.
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November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Billions and billions spent on AI and it remains roughly as impressive as the Radiohead chatbot I talked to in 2001
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Pour one out for the PT Cruiser caught in the middle of it all
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Called it
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Still sad they cancelled Billy Bob’s Drinkin-n-Fuckin for the GBA
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm so unlucky one time at the casino i got a Draw Four while playing blackjack
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Candy corn takes a lot of heat, and yeah it’s not great candy, but you gotta admit it’s pretty good corn
In the spirit of @crushbort.bsky.social post about antagonizing Trick or Treaters with bad candy, what's your bottom of the barrel candy, the one that fills you with rage and disappointment in equal measure?

For me it's Circus Peanuts. Styrofoam peanuts sprayed a sickly shade of orange isn't candy
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM