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good hyuck, babe!
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"the Pepsi of Austrian writing." do not be weird at me online. buy bumper stickers, from me, at https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/
there's a German board game called Waldschattenspiel that we always start playing around this time of year. You place wooden trees around a board, then one player lights a candle and places it somewhere. They close their eyes and the other player places eight gnomes behind the trees, in the shadows
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
here's where I'm at now
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
considering....
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hey is 48.8 bigger than 50.6. asking for an enemy
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today I dressed like the guy who says, "but what about my payment? the crystals are worthless to you now... finally..... the crystals..... AIEEEE!!! NOT THE CRYSTALS!!!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
fuck yes
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
oh does your italian market NOT have a crooner???? couldnt be me!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
parents be sure to check your children's candy. some freak gave my daughter an entire pack of red vines. disgusting
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my wife is taking our kids to Disney on ice with their girl scout groups, and she was like, oh, what are you going to do for dinner, and I was like oh.... nothing...
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
hey it turns out this phone number works
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
what it feels like when I listen to new music now
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am like. Surprisingly broken up about this. It started growing sideways on the slanted roof of the kids playhouse so it ended up with this really cool skull shape. The kids were really looking forward to carving it into a skull.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
did early voting completely by accident (went to a playground right next to an early voting site)
October 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this is such a funny thing to say when you're Rachmaninoff
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Rachmaninoff noooo thats gross!!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
okay.... all right..... uh huh.... okay, that makes sense
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
presented without comment
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
hey I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere but - if you're using Chrome and you don't want this gross little AI Mode button to pop up in your address bar, paste "chrome://flags" into your address bar and search the flags for "AI Mode." find "AI Mode Omnibox Entrypoint" then you can just disable it!
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
After the rally one of the pizza places and one of the tattoo parlors in town did a pee wee Herman day together and we went and the kids decorated their own paper bow ties and we shared a garlic knot bigger than my first
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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