Michael Markowitz
@markowitz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to Jonathan Winters, born on this day in 1925.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy Birthday to Jonathan Winters, born on this day in 1925.
I gave the new Morning Joe newsletter — written by Scarborough himself — a chance, I really did. Then today he ran this and I cancelled.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I gave the new Morning Joe newsletter — written by Scarborough himself — a chance, I really did. Then today he ran this and I cancelled.
I get that Trump has shit taste. But don’t these designs hurt his eyes? When I look at them I get something like snow blindness.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I get that Trump has shit taste. But don’t these designs hurt his eyes? When I look at them I get something like snow blindness.
“Under the Depths” is a 1905 illustration very relevant today. From @meidastouch.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Under the Depths” is a 1905 illustration very relevant today. From @meidastouch.com
If only we could get Thanos to dust a very specific 30% of American humans.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If only we could get Thanos to dust a very specific 30% of American humans.
I’m willing to bet that Trump suddenly started watching Seth Meyers because in his channel guide he saw thumbnails of Isla Fisher and Emma Stone. @latenightseth.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m willing to bet that Trump suddenly started watching Seth Meyers because in his channel guide he saw thumbnails of Isla Fisher and Emma Stone. @latenightseth.bsky.social
Karoline Leavitt was “horrified” by the toilet in the Lincoln Bathroom?? First of all, fuck her, how dare she. Second of all, if I had three wishes one would be for Leavitt to wake up in one of Jigsaw’s games. Let her recalibrate her definition of “horrified.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Karoline Leavitt was “horrified” by the toilet in the Lincoln Bathroom?? First of all, fuck her, how dare she. Second of all, if I had three wishes one would be for Leavitt to wake up in one of Jigsaw’s games. Let her recalibrate her definition of “horrified.”
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Halloween!
Happy National Cat Day from Tuck and Macy.
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Happy National Cat Day from Tuck and Macy.
Which animal is South Carerddd?
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Which animal is South Carerddd?
Maybe it’s Halligan’s inexperience. Maybe it’s her incompetence. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Maybe it’s Halligan’s inexperience. Maybe it’s her incompetence. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Trump keeps saying the East Room has a maximum capacity of 88 for dinner. Here is the dinner for the ballroom’s corporate donors. 130 people, not looking the least bit cramped.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Trump keeps saying the East Room has a maximum capacity of 88 for dinner. Here is the dinner for the ballroom’s corporate donors. 130 people, not looking the least bit cramped.
My late, beloved Whopper.
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My late, beloved Whopper.
The only other president to cause so much destruction at the White House. And this one didn’t mean to.
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The only other president to cause so much destruction at the White House. And this one didn’t mean to.
Trump complained that a camera hit the mirror he “just had brought up from the vaults” instead of realizing an area crammed full of people with equipment is a terrible place for a mirror.
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump complained that a camera hit the mirror he “just had brought up from the vaults” instead of realizing an area crammed full of people with equipment is a terrible place for a mirror.
Trump also chopped down the beautiful willows at the Kennedy Center.
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trump also chopped down the beautiful willows at the Kennedy Center.
I don’t see football anywhere on my list of interests, Bluesky.
October 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don’t see football anywhere on my list of interests, Bluesky.
When I opened my eyes this morning, this was six inches from my face. ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When I opened my eyes this morning, this was six inches from my face. ❤️
Why does Bluesky think I want a timeline full of these? And how many times do I have to click “Show less like this” before it stops?
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why does Bluesky think I want a timeline full of these? And how many times do I have to click “Show less like this” before it stops?
I know Babbel means well, but I’m not ready to get this message yet. 😳
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I know Babbel means well, but I’m not ready to get this message yet. 😳
Is the Steven Paul who is Trump’s top Hollywood advisor the same Steven Paul who wrote and directed the worst movie I’ve ever seen?
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is the Steven Paul who is Trump’s top Hollywood advisor the same Steven Paul who wrote and directed the worst movie I’ve ever seen?