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Mark Meijer
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Bezorgde burger. Kritische consument. Anti-reclame. Pro-EU. Zou wat vaker per jaar naar de kapper mogen. Zoekt iets, maar weet niet wat. (hij/hem)
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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Wie met Wilders regeert, krijgt er de ideeën van Poetinvrienden als Orbán bij cadeau. Het resultaat is stilstand. Yesilgöz zou dit moeten weten. Nederland heeft sterk en eensgezind leiderschap op veiligheid nodig. Onmogelijk met Wilders aan de macht. #buitenhof
June 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Parachutist landt per ongeluk in apenverblijf van Ouwehands Dierenpark
#Opmerkelijk
Parachutist landt per ongeluk in apenverblijf van Ouwehands Dierenpark
Een parachutist is vanmiddag per ongeluk geland in het apenverblijf van Ouwehands Dierenpark in Rhenen. Niemand raakte gewond.ppDe parachutist moest eigenlijk neerkomen op de middenstip van een naastgelegen voetbalclub, waar een nieuw kunstgrasveld in gebruik werd genomen. Door een onbekende reden ging dat mis en belandde de man met zijn parachute in het bonoboverblijf.ppDe apen zaten op het moment van de landing binnen. Volgens dierentuindirecteur Robin de Lange heeft de parachutist behoorlijk veel geluk gehad. 100 meter verder en hij landde in het olifanten of leeuwenverblijf.ppDe dierentuin gaat in gesprek met de voetbalvereniging om soortgelijke problemen in de toekomst te voorkomen. Het was echt even schrikken, zegt De Lange. Dit mag echt nooit meer gebeuren.ppDe naastgelegen sportclub was niet bereikbaar voor commentaar.p
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January 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly. Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek. Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away. Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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here’s a comic about smiling
4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy. Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead? Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM