Mark Internet
@markinternet.bsky.social
Former writer, editor, and artist at TV-VCR, PAPER MAG, and I WATCH STUFF. But my new thing is being a crap person.
I hear so many chimps scream, so I'm trying to think...
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I hear so many chimps scream, so I'm trying to think...
But what if we keep him frozen long enough to find a cure for Medusa’s Curse?
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
But what if we keep him frozen long enough to find a cure for Medusa’s Curse?
Bad news for those repeatedly trying to murder their partner:
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Bad news for those repeatedly trying to murder their partner:
Might have to pick this up to find out what this fella’s deal was (or is???).
Plus, his love life!
Plus, his love life!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Might have to pick this up to find out what this fella’s deal was (or is???).
Plus, his love life!
Plus, his love life!
That Sarah Paulson will 100% be playing her in the next American Crime Story.
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That Sarah Paulson will 100% be playing her in the next American Crime Story.
A month from now at Disney World's Hall of Presidents: "Mr. Jefferson, what was it like penning the Declaration of Independence?"
Jefferson Hologram: "Fine, but did you bring me any slaves?"
Jefferson Hologram: "Fine, but did you bring me any slaves?"
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A month from now at Disney World's Hall of Presidents: "Mr. Jefferson, what was it like penning the Declaration of Independence?"
Jefferson Hologram: "Fine, but did you bring me any slaves?"
Jefferson Hologram: "Fine, but did you bring me any slaves?"
This reminds me how I saw someone on Meeker wearing this a couple days ago, propaganda for Taz's intestines being part of his skeletal system.
April 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This reminds me how I saw someone on Meeker wearing this a couple days ago, propaganda for Taz's intestines being part of his skeletal system.
Some other swingers in their community going nuts on all Mister’s face holes and we pan to this on a filthy hotel carpet
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Some other swingers in their community going nuts on all Mister’s face holes and we pan to this on a filthy hotel carpet
Wes Anderson is working on a new screenplay!
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Wes Anderson is working on a new screenplay!
Alright, NOW I'm woefully late, because I kept thinking he should be an old manga character and finally just did it. 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘 goes to 1960s Japan, I guess.
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Alright, NOW I'm woefully late, because I kept thinking he should be an old manga character and finally just did it. 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘 goes to 1960s Japan, I guess.
Permed old lady at the laundromat with a vodka bottle of detergent is peak Greenpoint Polish.
January 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Permed old lady at the laundromat with a vodka bottle of detergent is peak Greenpoint Polish.
I was reminded of Trent Kaniuga, who made this comic at 16 in 1994 before, I now see, doing concepts for Blizzard, Fortnight, League of Legends, Overwatch, etc. I recall it already being a cool doodling style outside of SFF as an aesthetic to match the youth clothes of that era, I guess.
December 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I was reminded of Trent Kaniuga, who made this comic at 16 in 1994 before, I now see, doing concepts for Blizzard, Fortnight, League of Legends, Overwatch, etc. I recall it already being a cool doodling style outside of SFF as an aesthetic to match the youth clothes of that era, I guess.
Obviously that is a great pitch, but with all the talk of menthol cereal and a rival bird, maybe we just lean into it with a FROOT KOOLS collaboration.
December 22, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Obviously that is a great pitch, but with all the talk of menthol cereal and a rival bird, maybe we just lean into it with a FROOT KOOLS collaboration.
You are forgiven, Luigi
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
You are forgiven, Luigi
I LOVE THE COOL FLAVOR
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I LOVE THE COOL FLAVOR
I dub thee… INCEPTED
December 19, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I dub thee… INCEPTED
Woefully late and rushed, but had to join the 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘.
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Woefully late and rushed, but had to join the 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘.
Alt text: This is a dog toy of a husky, possibly quadrupedal Mr. Met eager and waiting to be fucked.
October 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Alt text: This is a dog toy of a husky, possibly quadrupedal Mr. Met eager and waiting to be fucked.
2017 Longlegs text from my dad
July 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
2017 Longlegs text from my dad
I drew this earnestly trying to recreate a drawing I did at a bar like a decade before, but it turned out I completely misremembered what it was.
July 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I drew this earnestly trying to recreate a drawing I did at a bar like a decade before, but it turned out I completely misremembered what it was.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.
July 17, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.
My favorite Shelley Duvall role was in every relationship I've ever been in.
July 11, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My favorite Shelley Duvall role was in every relationship I've ever been in.
Just dropping some Guy on the timeline.
July 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Just dropping some Guy on the timeline.
