Mark Gutekunst
@markgutekunst.bsky.social
“…and I said nothing, for I was not a gay mouse. Then then they tariffed the penguins…”
Making simple things complicated since 1969.
Reply guy mostly. Sarcasm is default.
Some likes are bookmarks
Making simple things complicated since 1969.
Reply guy mostly. Sarcasm is default.
Some likes are bookmarks
No misunderstanding here, but you’re reading an awful lot into me saying “this will be hard.” But I’m sure the Fuck Off Guy will make meaningful connections. Good luck with the flyers.
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No misunderstanding here, but you’re reading an awful lot into me saying “this will be hard.” But I’m sure the Fuck Off Guy will make meaningful connections. Good luck with the flyers.
Considered, but I think it’s probably the “fuck off” guy.
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Considered, but I think it’s probably the “fuck off” guy.
Jesus Christ, you must be fun at parties…
If I may fuck back *on* for a moment, is what you’re doing “work?” Yes, these are the points that need to be communicated, but where we’ve come up short historically is execution. “Here’s who you should be blaming” is a tough sell. How do we get there?
If I may fuck back *on* for a moment, is what you’re doing “work?” Yes, these are the points that need to be communicated, but where we’ve come up short historically is execution. “Here’s who you should be blaming” is a tough sell. How do we get there?
April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Jesus Christ, you must be fun at parties…
If I may fuck back *on* for a moment, is what you’re doing “work?” Yes, these are the points that need to be communicated, but where we’ve come up short historically is execution. “Here’s who you should be blaming” is a tough sell. How do we get there?
If I may fuck back *on* for a moment, is what you’re doing “work?” Yes, these are the points that need to be communicated, but where we’ve come up short historically is execution. “Here’s who you should be blaming” is a tough sell. How do we get there?
Democrats are incredibly bad at this. I’m not optimistic.
April 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Democrats are incredibly bad at this. I’m not optimistic.
You hate to see it.
April 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You hate to see it.
Not a half, a third.
Another third voted for this.
And a final third doesn’t participate at all; crazy how we just ignore that those people exist.
Another third voted for this.
And a final third doesn’t participate at all; crazy how we just ignore that those people exist.
April 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Not a half, a third.
Another third voted for this.
And a final third doesn’t participate at all; crazy how we just ignore that those people exist.
Another third voted for this.
And a final third doesn’t participate at all; crazy how we just ignore that those people exist.
Buttigieg is the most effective communicator Dems have right now, crazy is they didn’t ask him to be a part of this.
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Buttigieg is the most effective communicator Dems have right now, crazy is they didn’t ask him to be a part of this.
Remember during his first-term holiday shutdown when he pretended to be alone in the WH working 24/7?
Not even pretending to give a shit this time.
Not even pretending to give a shit this time.
April 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Remember during his first-term holiday shutdown when he pretended to be alone in the WH working 24/7?
Not even pretending to give a shit this time.
Not even pretending to give a shit this time.
We have your presidential suite prepared, sir…
April 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We have your presidential suite prepared, sir…
My great-gpa arrived in NY from Russia, aged 11, alone with zero English. He worked his way up from cart-peddler to shoe repair.
His son was a physics PhD, played key roles in the solid-state revolution and the Apollo program, was the epitome of Jewish lefty. There was no room for shame in his life.
His son was a physics PhD, played key roles in the solid-state revolution and the Apollo program, was the epitome of Jewish lefty. There was no room for shame in his life.
April 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My great-gpa arrived in NY from Russia, aged 11, alone with zero English. He worked his way up from cart-peddler to shoe repair.
His son was a physics PhD, played key roles in the solid-state revolution and the Apollo program, was the epitome of Jewish lefty. There was no room for shame in his life.
His son was a physics PhD, played key roles in the solid-state revolution and the Apollo program, was the epitome of Jewish lefty. There was no room for shame in his life.
Trump is out of his depth in a front-lawn plastic kiddie pool.
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump is out of his depth in a front-lawn plastic kiddie pool.
Wait… “interest rates are down?”
So… cut interest rates?
Almost like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Hmm.
So… cut interest rates?
Almost like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Hmm.
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Wait… “interest rates are down?”
So… cut interest rates?
Almost like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Hmm.
So… cut interest rates?
Almost like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Hmm.
You’re making me nostalgic for Mnuchin and Harold Ross and I don’t like it
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You’re making me nostalgic for Mnuchin and Harold Ross and I don’t like it
Funny but I’d prefer we not slander the Natty Boh man
April 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Funny but I’d prefer we not slander the Natty Boh man
Analyst + Therapist =
April 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Analyst + Therapist =
Oh this is way worse. The Holocaust was a poorly-kept secret, but this shit is completely out in the open, you have to work to avoid knowing about it. I'm at a total loss...
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Oh this is way worse. The Holocaust was a poorly-kept secret, but this shit is completely out in the open, you have to work to avoid knowing about it. I'm at a total loss...
I hear Flynn's available.
April 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hear Flynn's available.
There’s no shame in that.
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There’s no shame in that.