Mark Gillis
markgillis.bsky.social
Mark Gillis
@markgillis.bsky.social
My houseboat is docked at the himbo dome
The guy who caught the ball and just yelled "Fuck" was all of us.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 damn outs
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Aaaaaand Sportsnet+ just stopped working
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Clutch as hell
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Going to bed before the inevitable
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wait the Dodgers last resort is this guy throwing 102???
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Please Vlad just hit a bomb
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This game would be amazing if I didn't care who won. #BlueJays
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Alejandro Kirk is the peak male form
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Congrats to Nate Schmidt and Vitek Vanecek and nobody else.
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
May 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Mark Gillis
“Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper but it’s a bullshit replica because dude didn’t even get his degree.”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching the Canes get shit-kicked is a fantastic way to spend the evening.
May 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Here's a picture of me from when I was younger"

Every picture of you is a picture from when you were younger!!
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Leafs just completely not showing up at all is hilarious.
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We're like a year away from Netflix producing a series specifically for this feed lol.
May 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Beep was incredible. I hated pulp but I would still drink this because it was so good.
Beep (circa 1962-2010, 2012-2015): An amalgamated "fruit juice-based beverage" from Canada, that developed a cult following. It was made with a blend of orange, apple, apricot, prune, and pineapple juices, along with canola oil, corn starch, added orange pulp, & caramel coloring
May 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Ehlers completely biffed it on multiple plays in a row and then makes that cross-ice play to start the goal. Holy.
May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dinosaur Jr. - Farm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PFd...
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The most important thing is that we all know Pierre is a gigantic loser.
April 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Incredibly rude to talk about Sauber like this.
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
USA should become the 4th territory
February 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM