Mark Gaspar
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Mark Gaspar
@markgaspar.bsky.social
Copywriter in Atlanta by day (by way of Minneapolis and Chicago)servant to two dogs by the rising and setting of the sun. Lover of all things Minnesota sports. Banjoist.Trying to be formed by wonder.

Read my Substack: https://thisinhabitation.substack.com
I feel seen, with a slight blur around the outside.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When the dog who loves fetch finds her ball it makes for a long night. Have to remember to keep it hidden unless we’re going outside.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My dog’s iPad is a frozen Kong with peanut butter. That way they actually give me space.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Get Plato out of here!! :)
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think it would help if he wasn’t being asked to throw 42 times in a game. When your running backs are averaging more than five yards a carry it’s ok to run on 3rd and 1.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This sounds like it would be a part of the Bozo Dubbed Over sketch.
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM