Mark Demeny 🇨🇦
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦
@markdemeny.com
I guess I am on this site now.

Ottawa, Canada.
Cal is six! Happy birthday you big furry muppet.
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Also, 80's action-romance-comedy villain.
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Friends of Mark!!
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm local to you. I'd love to convince you otherwise over coffee (you might recognize where I am sitting at this very moment).
June 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I can relate. We were gifted this furry abomination with all the brains of a golden retriever and the stubbornness of a poodle. He vigorously defends the house against crows and squirrels at 3am, but would greet an intruder.

I hope your stupid cat brought as much joy as our lovable idiot dog.
June 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
May 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We are at the stage where he's in the cockpit and randomly pressing buttons and has now managed to disengage the autopilot.

Buckle up, passengers.

(credit to the New Yorker - Will McPhail)
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Can you do this one next? I have a map from 1834 and according to Trump this means that a good chunk of Washington state actually belongs to Canada. 😜
March 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Is my Mac trying to tell me something?
March 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just so we are clear about what is "unjust and disproportional", the counter-tariff is for the tariff, removing every american product off the shelf is for the threats of annexation.
March 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Americans today:
March 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Superbowl agenda:
- Reading by the fire with my dog at my feet.
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hey American peeps - what the hell is going on down there? Seems like everything is breaking all at once?
January 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is "patio" inspired by my setup - complete with sleeping dog?
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Christmas baking begins!

This year, it's two selections from the NYT Cookie Week:

- Bûche de Noël Cookies | Claire Saffitz
- The Ultimate White Chocolate Macadamia Cookies | Sohla El-Waylly
December 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The human brain is bizarre as heck. I'm doing the NYT spelling bee in the morning and hit a wall, so I turn it off and go about my day.

At bedtime, I fire up the app and *immediately* get the pangram which is "Ebullient".

The fact that I have a sub-conscious and it's just processing away... 🤯🤯
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Chaser:
December 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Shot:
December 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
When text message scammers don't do their research:
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I'm sure like last time around, it will be a very fair and legal process, complete with paper ballots:
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I think I know where the brilliant tariff strategy came from: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche
November 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Cal looking handsome in new snow.
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 AM
For various reasons, I have been off a truly "social" network for many, many years now. I feel like it's now an appropriate time and place to share a pic of my ball-obsessed pooch for everyone's amusement.
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM