Marko Cherub
@markbouchernz.bsky.social
It’s not paracetamol stupid, it’s marmalade.
September 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It’s not paracetamol stupid, it’s marmalade.
I didn’t see that coming
July 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I didn’t see that coming
Nostradamus died right
July 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Nostradamus died right
Library card, let me through
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Library card, let me through
Everybody’s got better. I think this may be the best Welsh team since 1903. And I say that lightly.
February 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Everybody’s got better. I think this may be the best Welsh team since 1903. And I say that lightly.
Stretched noodles, with cheese. Gluten free.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Stretched noodles, with cheese. Gluten free.
Glasgow should do a Cringe Festival for all the people who don’t feel like they’re up for The Fringe. It’d be fucking great.
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Glasgow should do a Cringe Festival for all the people who don’t feel like they’re up for The Fringe. It’d be fucking great.
I’m still working all this out. Is it milk bottles this Saturday?
January 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I’m still working all this out. Is it milk bottles this Saturday?
Loveliest picture I’ve seen today. Happy birthday.
January 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Loveliest picture I’ve seen today. Happy birthday.
Go fuck half yourself
January 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Go fuck half yourself
Kill him, just in case
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Kill him, just in case
On Bkuesky it is lovely and nobody says bad things about anybody. Even the …
January 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
On Bkuesky it is lovely and nobody says bad things about anybody. Even the …
Good read? Come on gimme one, something bit Annie Proulx, bit Patrick de Witt, bit Magnus Mills and Dr Seuss. What have you got? Preferably there’s a submarine with a small leak, but not massively bothered on that. Big leak is fine.
January 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good read? Come on gimme one, something bit Annie Proulx, bit Patrick de Witt, bit Magnus Mills and Dr Seuss. What have you got? Preferably there’s a submarine with a small leak, but not massively bothered on that. Big leak is fine.
Standing too still for my liking
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Standing too still for my liking
I’d love to write a novel
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’d love to write a novel
Spontaneous combustion was debunked long ago and is now considered an idiotic hypothesis. Until Tesla.
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Spontaneous combustion was debunked long ago and is now considered an idiotic hypothesis. Until Tesla.
Yeah love that song. And really, shouldn’t it be called a train replacement service?
January 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Yeah love that song. And really, shouldn’t it be called a train replacement service?
I wonder if there was a defrocking brigade, sitting in a vestibule somewhere rubbing rags over their already shiny boots, waiting, hoping for a priest to mess up.
January 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I wonder if there was a defrocking brigade, sitting in a vestibule somewhere rubbing rags over their already shiny boots, waiting, hoping for a priest to mess up.