Caples Greenstone track, around the corner from Glenorchy

“When a clown enters a palace, he does not become a king, the palace becomes a circus.”

A Turkish proverb that I saw last week on the band Cake’s website.

I got a pilot friend who says they have a ChemTrail button under their seat beside their parachutes. They push it twice each flight or else they lose their free Starbucks coffee on layovers. He wasn’t suppose to tell me, but I got him really drunk and threatened to squeeze his nuts.

I hate all my followers, every single one, or maybe my followings. I can’t work out which is which. But at least half of them.

@kelvinkiwi.bsky.social

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If you engage entirely in people of your own thinking, you won’t find love, you’ll find hate, said Marcus Aurelius to Oscar Wilde. Wilde nodded.

I have no followers on Bluesky. I had at least three times that amount on Twitter.

Absinthe makes the heart grow flounder