One of the things we're not supposed to build at work is a Pulse Rifle. I therefore confiscated this one. As you can see, I'm very concerned.

All trains will terminate at Teddy's bum until further notice.

I don't always make weird orange glowing things in my job. Sometimes they glow blue.

Why yes mirror, I do look so cool. Thank you for noticing.

Shoppers go crazy, camp out all night for these Lidl yoga leggings which are indistinguishable from food-waste pork. Only £6.99!