One of the things we're not supposed to build at work is a Pulse Rifle. I therefore confiscated this one. As you can see, I'm very concerned.

All trains will terminate at Teddy's bum until further notice.

I don't always make weird orange glowing things in my job. Sometimes they glow blue.

Why yes mirror, I do look so cool. Thank you for noticing.

Take That Skynet!
ARC Prize Daily Puzzle
Task: e4075551

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Can you solve it?
arcprize.org/play

Meanwhile on TV adverts for old people:
"When you have diabetes..."

When? When? What happened to "If"? How about WHEN you get a punch up the throat?
Get yourselves to a no-fuss cremation on a fold up mobility scooter.

Hoots Mon! It's Saint Partick's Day! Have yourself a pint of Ginless beer and smoke a bit o'da crack!

Happy Shove Tuesday!

Shoppers go crazy, camp out all night for these Lidl yoga leggings which are indistinguishable from food-waste pork. Only £6.99!

You know that feeling when you're reading an article, and after the first couple of paragraphs you realise it's been written by an AI? It's like sitting down to a meal and realising it's just fast food with no real substance or nutrition.

@rainesz.bsky.social Hi Raine! Not sure if you're still pursuing people like this but Aliexpress feature a couple of sellers of your work. They even mention you in the description so that's fine because exposure is better than money.... 🫤
www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007...