Marquito Carlsonic
@markalancarlson.bsky.social
Retired Creative Director 👨🎨 | Daily meme maker 💻 | Dog taxi driver in Iowa 🐕 | Red Cross Volunteer ⛑️ | Progressive 💙 | MAGA is ruining 🇺🇸
MAGA, if you support Trump's "peace plan" for Ukraine -- and of course you do -- then you have fully embraced the authoritarian rule of Russia, and greenlighted their quest to takeover Eastern Europe.
Well done, patriots!
Well done, patriots!
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
MAGA, if you support Trump's "peace plan" for Ukraine -- and of course you do -- then you have fully embraced the authoritarian rule of Russia, and greenlighted their quest to takeover Eastern Europe.
Well done, patriots!
Well done, patriots!
Again. A very bad boy.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Again. A very bad boy.
The DOJ has 30 days to turn over the Epstein files. Bondi and her complicit sycophants will be very busy redacting any mention of the Melon Felon and his creepy cronies.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The DOJ has 30 days to turn over the Epstein files. Bondi and her complicit sycophants will be very busy redacting any mention of the Melon Felon and his creepy cronies.
Who's the pig?
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Who's the pig?
Maybe we never were. But I don't recall a time in history when the US was distrusted and scorned by so many countries as we are now. We're barreling down a path of implosion, and we need sane leaders.
Not radical. Not revolution. Just sanity.
Have a peaceful weekend, America.
Not radical. Not revolution. Just sanity.
Have a peaceful weekend, America.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Maybe we never were. But I don't recall a time in history when the US was distrusted and scorned by so many countries as we are now. We're barreling down a path of implosion, and we need sane leaders.
Not radical. Not revolution. Just sanity.
Have a peaceful weekend, America.
Not radical. Not revolution. Just sanity.
Have a peaceful weekend, America.
I'm reposting an old meme given its relevance to the daily news.
A few more translations of TrumpSpeak: "I'll have it in two weeks" = NEVER. "They're really bad people" = NON-WHITE. "Prices are going down like never before!" = NOT.
#EpsteinHoax
A few more translations of TrumpSpeak: "I'll have it in two weeks" = NEVER. "They're really bad people" = NON-WHITE. "Prices are going down like never before!" = NOT.
#EpsteinHoax
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm reposting an old meme given its relevance to the daily news.
A few more translations of TrumpSpeak: "I'll have it in two weeks" = NEVER. "They're really bad people" = NON-WHITE. "Prices are going down like never before!" = NOT.
#EpsteinHoax
A few more translations of TrumpSpeak: "I'll have it in two weeks" = NEVER. "They're really bad people" = NON-WHITE. "Prices are going down like never before!" = NOT.
#EpsteinHoax
She actually said this. So endearing to her constituents!
But no worries, folks, the Republicans have a concept of an idea of a plan for health care insurance. They've been thinking about it for FIFTEEN YEARS, so I'm sure they'll present a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare any day now!
But no worries, folks, the Republicans have a concept of an idea of a plan for health care insurance. They've been thinking about it for FIFTEEN YEARS, so I'm sure they'll present a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare any day now!
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
She actually said this. So endearing to her constituents!
But no worries, folks, the Republicans have a concept of an idea of a plan for health care insurance. They've been thinking about it for FIFTEEN YEARS, so I'm sure they'll present a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare any day now!
But no worries, folks, the Republicans have a concept of an idea of a plan for health care insurance. They've been thinking about it for FIFTEEN YEARS, so I'm sure they'll present a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare any day now!
It's laughable to recall the promises made 8+ years ago. Republicans' absolute failure to come up with anything remotely close to the ACA will now hurt millions of needy Americans as their premiums soar.
trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...
trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...
![Photo of Trump speaking at the White House in 2017. His [almost all white male] Republican colleagues laugh behind him as he announces their plan to replace the Affordable Care Act with something much better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mp6pfndezccxejrsmohwx5kl/bafkreig4cu3aolwj3ockwrhc4ng3fyqxs4umv2z3zhc6ao3d3j5sxuldcy@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's laughable to recall the promises made 8+ years ago. Republicans' absolute failure to come up with anything remotely close to the ACA will now hurt millions of needy Americans as their premiums soar.
trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...
trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...
It's been delightfully entertaining to watch conservatives LOSE THEIR MINDS over Mamdani, the scariest media-created boogeyman since Willie Horton.
But they can't agree...is he a Communist? A Marxist? A Satanist? Whichever monster he is, he'll surely hasten the demise of New York City!
#Mamdani
But they can't agree...is he a Communist? A Marxist? A Satanist? Whichever monster he is, he'll surely hasten the demise of New York City!
#Mamdani
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's been delightfully entertaining to watch conservatives LOSE THEIR MINDS over Mamdani, the scariest media-created boogeyman since Willie Horton.
But they can't agree...is he a Communist? A Marxist? A Satanist? Whichever monster he is, he'll surely hasten the demise of New York City!
#Mamdani
But they can't agree...is he a Communist? A Marxist? A Satanist? Whichever monster he is, he'll surely hasten the demise of New York City!
#Mamdani
...and counting. And the MSM doesn't even blink.
Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked. Elect a convict, expect crimes of the highest order.
#Venezuela
Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked. Elect a convict, expect crimes of the highest order.
#Venezuela
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
...and counting. And the MSM doesn't even blink.
Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked. Elect a convict, expect crimes of the highest order.
#Venezuela
Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked. Elect a convict, expect crimes of the highest order.
#Venezuela
Don't wait til next year. Project 2025 is a blueprint for a Christian Nationalist takeover of America that starts at the LOCAL level.
Every (R) vote, even at the city council or school board level, ladders up to MAGA and Trump. If you wait til mid-terms it may be too late.
Blue wave NOW, baby!
Every (R) vote, even at the city council or school board level, ladders up to MAGA and Trump. If you wait til mid-terms it may be too late.
Blue wave NOW, baby!
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't wait til next year. Project 2025 is a blueprint for a Christian Nationalist takeover of America that starts at the LOCAL level.
Every (R) vote, even at the city council or school board level, ladders up to MAGA and Trump. If you wait til mid-terms it may be too late.
Blue wave NOW, baby!
Every (R) vote, even at the city council or school board level, ladders up to MAGA and Trump. If you wait til mid-terms it may be too late.
Blue wave NOW, baby!
L'il Mikey is the height of Christian Hypocrisy.
Abusing power to hide Dear Leader's pedo past. Passing cruel legislation. Lying profusely.
God would smite him.
Abusing power to hide Dear Leader's pedo past. Passing cruel legislation. Lying profusely.
God would smite him.
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
L'il Mikey is the height of Christian Hypocrisy.
Abusing power to hide Dear Leader's pedo past. Passing cruel legislation. Lying profusely.
God would smite him.
Abusing power to hide Dear Leader's pedo past. Passing cruel legislation. Lying profusely.
God would smite him.
He wants a PIECE of everything.
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He wants a PIECE of everything.
Trump's wars (so far):
IRAN
VENEZUELA
GAZA
Who will "the peace president" bomb next?
IRAN
VENEZUELA
GAZA
Who will "the peace president" bomb next?
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trump's wars (so far):
IRAN
VENEZUELA
GAZA
Who will "the peace president" bomb next?
IRAN
VENEZUELA
GAZA
Who will "the peace president" bomb next?
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
a) He doesn't understand the terrible optics and timing, or
b) He doesn't give a shit cuz he has no guardrails, and
c) Either one should be reason for impeachment
#EastWing
b) He doesn't give a shit cuz he has no guardrails, and
c) Either one should be reason for impeachment
#EastWing
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
a) He doesn't understand the terrible optics and timing, or
b) He doesn't give a shit cuz he has no guardrails, and
c) Either one should be reason for impeachment
#EastWing
b) He doesn't give a shit cuz he has no guardrails, and
c) Either one should be reason for impeachment
#EastWing
Each day Trump’s Little Johnson keeps the House in recess and refuses to swear in Grijalva makes the EPSTEIN FILES seem even more damaging to Trump and his rich pedo buddies.
What are you hiding, Holy Hypocrite Mike?
What are you hiding, Holy Hypocrite Mike?
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Each day Trump’s Little Johnson keeps the House in recess and refuses to swear in Grijalva makes the EPSTEIN FILES seem even more damaging to Trump and his rich pedo buddies.
What are you hiding, Holy Hypocrite Mike?
What are you hiding, Holy Hypocrite Mike?
The crazy is so far off the charts now.
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The crazy is so far off the charts now.
Nov. 2, 2026
My prediction -- less a conspiracy theory, more a hypothesis based on his historical record -- is a strong military presence at the polls. He'll declare a national emergency for his fever dream of radical leftists trying to steal the election.
Mark my word.
#Mid-termElections
My prediction -- less a conspiracy theory, more a hypothesis based on his historical record -- is a strong military presence at the polls. He'll declare a national emergency for his fever dream of radical leftists trying to steal the election.
Mark my word.
#Mid-termElections
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nov. 2, 2026
My prediction -- less a conspiracy theory, more a hypothesis based on his historical record -- is a strong military presence at the polls. He'll declare a national emergency for his fever dream of radical leftists trying to steal the election.
Mark my word.
#Mid-termElections
My prediction -- less a conspiracy theory, more a hypothesis based on his historical record -- is a strong military presence at the polls. He'll declare a national emergency for his fever dream of radical leftists trying to steal the election.
Mark my word.
#Mid-termElections
October 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
There are conservatives in EVERY county, town, city and state of America. You can't kill programs or deny states funds based on how they LEAN politically without hurting millions of "your people" along the way.
Someone play him a Schoolhouse Rock episode so he can learn how our government works.
Someone play him a Schoolhouse Rock episode so he can learn how our government works.
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There are conservatives in EVERY county, town, city and state of America. You can't kill programs or deny states funds based on how they LEAN politically without hurting millions of "your people" along the way.
Someone play him a Schoolhouse Rock episode so he can learn how our government works.
Someone play him a Schoolhouse Rock episode so he can learn how our government works.
Both House and Senate are ignored and overruled by the Melon Felon.
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Both House and Senate are ignored and overruled by the Melon Felon.