Marquito Carlsonic
@markalancarlson.bsky.social
Retired Creative Director 👨🎨 | Daily meme maker 💻 | Dog taxi driver in Iowa 🐕 | Red Cross Volunteer ⛑️ | Progressive 💙 | MAGA is ruining 🇺🇸
She shat all over the House Committee floor. A more disgusting display of Trump ass-kissing you will never see. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or 🤮
#Bondi
#Bondi
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
She shat all over the House Committee floor. A more disgusting display of Trump ass-kissing you will never see. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or 🤮
#Bondi
#Bondi
When the walls finally close in on him, and he no longer gets away with his crimes...
...he will try to burn it all down.
...he will try to burn it all down.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
When the walls finally close in on him, and he no longer gets away with his crimes...
...he will try to burn it all down.
...he will try to burn it all down.
The obvious Epstein cover-up. The blatant human rights violations. The BILLIONS of grift flowing to the Trump Crime Family. Convicted criminals buying pardons.
Maybe the holdouts hiding inside the Fox News bubble are fine with sex crimes, brutality and grand larceny from their leaders?
Maybe the holdouts hiding inside the Fox News bubble are fine with sex crimes, brutality and grand larceny from their leaders?
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The obvious Epstein cover-up. The blatant human rights violations. The BILLIONS of grift flowing to the Trump Crime Family. Convicted criminals buying pardons.
Maybe the holdouts hiding inside the Fox News bubble are fine with sex crimes, brutality and grand larceny from their leaders?
Maybe the holdouts hiding inside the Fox News bubble are fine with sex crimes, brutality and grand larceny from their leaders?
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
While America burns around us, it's easy to bitch about creeping facism from the safety of a keyboard. So do something. Be present in your community. Protest peacefully. Volunteer at a food pantry, library or school. Run for office.
History is on our side: good wins over evil.
And above all, VOTE.
History is on our side: good wins over evil.
And above all, VOTE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
While America burns around us, it's easy to bitch about creeping facism from the safety of a keyboard. So do something. Be present in your community. Protest peacefully. Volunteer at a food pantry, library or school. Run for office.
History is on our side: good wins over evil.
And above all, VOTE.
History is on our side: good wins over evil.
And above all, VOTE.
To ignore the wealthy creeps getting away with despicable crimes gives them the confidence to continue in the future.
#EpsteinVictims
#EpsteinVictims
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
To ignore the wealthy creeps getting away with despicable crimes gives them the confidence to continue in the future.
#EpsteinVictims
#EpsteinVictims
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is what a "nationalized" election looks like, driven by The Mad King's fever dream that fraud is happening wherever he doesn't win.
Whatever happened to the conservative view of less federal government and more power to the states? Same applies to federal ICE troops taking over our cities.
Whatever happened to the conservative view of less federal government and more power to the states? Same applies to federal ICE troops taking over our cities.
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This is what a "nationalized" election looks like, driven by The Mad King's fever dream that fraud is happening wherever he doesn't win.
Whatever happened to the conservative view of less federal government and more power to the states? Same applies to federal ICE troops taking over our cities.
Whatever happened to the conservative view of less federal government and more power to the states? Same applies to federal ICE troops taking over our cities.
It's hard to boycott my favorite show. Tonight's story on the ICE shootings in Minneapolis was old-school tough journalism, not watered down to please Trump.
Well done, 60 Minutes. Fuck you, Bari Weiss.
#PrettiGood
Well done, 60 Minutes. Fuck you, Bari Weiss.
#PrettiGood
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
It's hard to boycott my favorite show. Tonight's story on the ICE shootings in Minneapolis was old-school tough journalism, not watered down to please Trump.
Well done, 60 Minutes. Fuck you, Bari Weiss.
#PrettiGood
Well done, 60 Minutes. Fuck you, Bari Weiss.
#PrettiGood
Here's a visual aid for those who can't tell the difference.
(White House X account)
(White House X account)
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here's a visual aid for those who can't tell the difference.
(White House X account)
(White House X account)
MAGA projects fake strength to bros living in their mom's basement, toasting their brains on macho podcasts and violent video games.
#JohnFugelsang
open.substack.com/pub/johnfuge...
#JohnFugelsang
open.substack.com/pub/johnfuge...
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
MAGA projects fake strength to bros living in their mom's basement, toasting their brains on macho podcasts and violent video games.
#JohnFugelsang
open.substack.com/pub/johnfuge...
#JohnFugelsang
open.substack.com/pub/johnfuge...
Better pix later, but BIG crowd in Iowa in 13° windchill to protest Trump.
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Better pix later, but BIG crowd in Iowa in 13° windchill to protest Trump.
In the words of her boss.
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
In the words of her boss.
SPECIAL OFFER! $0 membership fee!*
* only requirement is absolute bootlicking, ass-kissing, sycophantic fealty to the Melon Felon.
* only requirement is absolute bootlicking, ass-kissing, sycophantic fealty to the Melon Felon.
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
SPECIAL OFFER! $0 membership fee!*
* only requirement is absolute bootlicking, ass-kissing, sycophantic fealty to the Melon Felon.
* only requirement is absolute bootlicking, ass-kissing, sycophantic fealty to the Melon Felon.
2A and NRA lovers, where are you now?
I wish someone would repost this on X where it would have more impact.
#AlexPretti
I wish someone would repost this on X where it would have more impact.
#AlexPretti
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
2A and NRA lovers, where are you now?
I wish someone would repost this on X where it would have more impact.
#AlexPretti
I wish someone would repost this on X where it would have more impact.
#AlexPretti
Required training material for Noem, Vance, Bovino, Hegseth. They cut the ending when he tells the truth and becomes a good guy.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Required training material for Noem, Vance, Bovino, Hegseth. They cut the ending when he tells the truth and becomes a good guy.
All 2A-loving NRA members, SPEAK UP about this administration's blatant disregard for American's gun rights and government overreach.
...Crickets...
#AlexPretti
...Crickets...
#AlexPretti
January 25, 2026 at 2:57 PM
All 2A-loving NRA members, SPEAK UP about this administration's blatant disregard for American's gun rights and government overreach.
...Crickets...
#AlexPretti
...Crickets...
#AlexPretti
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Coming to a city near you. Is it safe now?
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Coming to a city near you. Is it safe now?
Trump's army of shameless, treasonous sycophants will stop at nothing to cover for his crimes. Thankfully Jack Smith did not crack.
It's encouraging to see brave Americans speak the truth.
#JackSmith
It's encouraging to see brave Americans speak the truth.
#JackSmith
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Trump's army of shameless, treasonous sycophants will stop at nothing to cover for his crimes. Thankfully Jack Smith did not crack.
It's encouraging to see brave Americans speak the truth.
#JackSmith
It's encouraging to see brave Americans speak the truth.
#JackSmith
His mental decline has been apparent for quite some time, but the last 48 hours have confirmed it beyond the shadow of a doubt.
25th Amendment, before he does something REALLY crazy.
25th Amendment, before he does something REALLY crazy.
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
His mental decline has been apparent for quite some time, but the last 48 hours have confirmed it beyond the shadow of a doubt.
25th Amendment, before he does something REALLY crazy.
25th Amendment, before he does something REALLY crazy.
One thing he's great at: being a buffoon on the global stage.
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
One thing he's great at: being a buffoon on the global stage.
Congress is spineless, clueless and WORTHLESS.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Congress is spineless, clueless and WORTHLESS.
Against the better judgement of most Republicans, all Democrats and the entire EU.
Spoon-fed by Evil Stevie Miller and loved by Putin, of course baby Donnie's gotta have it!
Remember his "YOU'RE STARTING WORLD WAR III!" rant to Zelenskyy? Every accusation is a confession.
#Greenland
Spoon-fed by Evil Stevie Miller and loved by Putin, of course baby Donnie's gotta have it!
Remember his "YOU'RE STARTING WORLD WAR III!" rant to Zelenskyy? Every accusation is a confession.
#Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Against the better judgement of most Republicans, all Democrats and the entire EU.
Spoon-fed by Evil Stevie Miller and loved by Putin, of course baby Donnie's gotta have it!
Remember his "YOU'RE STARTING WORLD WAR III!" rant to Zelenskyy? Every accusation is a confession.
#Greenland
Spoon-fed by Evil Stevie Miller and loved by Putin, of course baby Donnie's gotta have it!
Remember his "YOU'RE STARTING WORLD WAR III!" rant to Zelenskyy? Every accusation is a confession.
#Greenland