Marjory Ruderman
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Marjory Ruderman
@marjowhee.bsky.social
Writer of kidlit & humor & other stuff.
Differently wired cheerful curmudgeon.
she/her
Rep: Kathryn Green Literary Agency

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Me and the three people who read my posts
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Totally reasonable review of a book by a British author about British characters living in Britain.
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
This isn't a meme, but it features a cat and I think it's funny. Before and after pics for a feeding mat ad. The after pic with mat is certainly tidier. Compared to, you know, dumping the bag of kibble directly onto the floor.
December 4, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Done?!
November 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Like I needed another elder certification 👵🏼
September 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
A small breakfast to tide me over until elevenses.
July 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
May I suggest
June 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
please pass the cheese rind
February 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I was going to say they're very Nick Frost from Spaced, but no. Yours are much more, um, pronounced.
February 8, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Here's my bowl cut.
February 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Forget "me at 21." I want to see your peak awkward phase.

I’ll start.
February 7, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Spotted: Outhouse for sale on Facebook marketplace. The listing specifies "man made," so it was definitely not made by a bear trying to catch you with your pants around your ankles.
January 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
New Year's Resolutions 2024:

1. Entirely new management

2. A clean, truthful, wide awake household

3. Paper

Lithograph by Louis John Rhead, 1895
January 2, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Texting with my orthodontist
November 9, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Rejection letter redaction in two moods
November 5, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Groups are hard! I don't have any advice, but this convo reminded me of this.
September 16, 2023 at 11:14 AM
making some noise for you
September 6, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Schrödinger’s Laundry Basket

the clothes are simultaneously clean and dirty
August 29, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Me after writing a scene that consists of nothing but one character explaining something until everyone dies of boredom
August 21, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Me checking in on my friends
August 18, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Comma doing important work
August 1, 2023 at 10:37 PM
July 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM
New drop! 👋🏼
July 25, 2023 at 1:28 AM