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Mari the Alien
@marithealien.bsky.social
23 👽 She/They 🏳️‍⚧️
Just a college student trying her best. Writer, #DND nerd, and #Unfiction / #ARG enjoyer!
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Things I love~
🥺 My friends (i love u guys)
👽 D&D
👽 Dimension 20
👽 Slenderverse
👽 EverymanHYBRID
👽 Asssasin's Creed
👽 Team Fortress 2
👽 Minecraft
👽 MtG
👽 MCU
👽 Beach Bunny
👽 Charly Bliss
👽 Leanna Firestone
👽 Oh Hellos
👽 Hololive EN
👽 Clannad
👽 K-On!

...and many others~ I'm a jack-of-all trades :>
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how funny would it be if this actually popped up over our heads when someone says something whack or a joke doesnt land
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Seeing art like this coming from people of my own country genuinely heals my soul and attitude about the state of my home. Maybe things aren't so bad after all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
honestly, fuck STEM. i feel bad in saying that i fully regret going to the high school that i did.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
i hate feeling so defeated. it's as though all my creative spark has been beaten out of my soul over the past decade through systems i had no choice in.

i am living a life in a body and place i was not made for, in more ways than one.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i'm so McFuckingDone i hate CS 😭
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
i'm so sick and tired of being told "we have no choice". like FUCK, don't we have a choice?? why the fuck are we all so passive? why am *i* so passive?
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
> talks openly about my honest-to-god ideals and beliefs
> "you'll die early"
chat am i just so cooked 💀 am i not a good fit for the world we live in
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
chat, i don't think i'm delusional enough to do this whole "living" thing
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wow I can't believe I just actually fell asleep during our D&D session last night. God, this shit hasn't happened in a while. Last night's vibes IRL were just not... not it...
August 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I should've known I was fruity when I found a flower during a nature walk in 7th grade, wore said flower on my ear, and just felt like I was myself for the rest of the afternoon 💀
July 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"You're a persistence predator. Evolution designed you to go after what you want at a comfortable pace. Work till you drop is not what you're made for."

What an insanely amazing piece of advice.
July 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I wish Bards had the choice between three musical instruments *or* artisan's tools for their tool proficiencies. I wanna be able to make a bard concept that has no ties to music at all
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What linguistic principles dictate how a video game character is named? Why is it Minecraft Steve and Sans Undertale, but not the other ways around? Why John Halo?
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Been starting to read DC and Marvel comics and uhh....

I'm very normal about Zatanna, totally
July 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So desperately want a strength-based punchy class/subclass in #dnd 😔
July 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Fuck my wifi, honestly :( I just wanna play games with my friends D:
July 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Good DnD character backstories need to have hooks, loose ends, and conflicts. It should be a prequel, not a separate, compete story.
#dnd #dnd5e #2024dnd #ttrpg #characteroptimization #dungeonsanddragons
July 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Your DM SHOULD threaten your dnd party if you’re resting in dangerous places like dungeons. But at the same time, the players should be playing smart in order to mitigate that risk.
#dnd #dnd5e #2024dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dmadvice
July 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm never having anyone disarm my weapons ever again. It's hidden blade time :)
Session 109! The party infiltrates Titan Ravo's ship, sabotaging it, but the traps within the ship necessitate a showdown between the party and the Titan at a disadvantage. Steph and Felix are captured and tied up. Eris destroys the ship to save her allies, but not before Felix's eye is lost.
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just finished watching #Superman! I loved it. The first few minutes literally brought a tear to my eye, seeing just how hopeful and colorful this world and rendition of Superman is. I could see the love and care directly on the screen. It's such a fresh breath of air.
July 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just finished watching the first season of The Bear (quite early to the party, I know 😅). It's great! I've especially been loving the music choices in each and every episode. I can't find the exact words, but all the songs make me feel like I've been living in Chicago all my life.
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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taking the hrt that makes you half elven
July 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What a refreshing return to Stephanie Auclair 😊 7 weeks, and I have to relearn her a lil bit 😅 Learned a lot about roleplay in the interim, so I'm excited to practice what I've learned ^^
Session 108! FINALLY WE'RE BACK! The party dives for treasure, entering a forgotten temple of a bygone era. They find evidence of its Elemental origins, endure a trial for intended for its Unaspected acolytes, and find its treasure at the end. They resurface to find their ship engaged with Ravo.
July 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM