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Unfortunately, I did discover the secret to happiness. It involves consistently listening to Paul Simon.
You physically cannot be in a shit mood while listening to “The Rhythm of the Saints”. It’s just not possible. Best of luck for those who try this method, you won’t be disappointed.
You physically cannot be in a shit mood while listening to “The Rhythm of the Saints”. It’s just not possible. Best of luck for those who try this method, you won’t be disappointed.
March 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Unfortunately, I did discover the secret to happiness. It involves consistently listening to Paul Simon.
You physically cannot be in a shit mood while listening to “The Rhythm of the Saints”. It’s just not possible. Best of luck for those who try this method, you won’t be disappointed.
You physically cannot be in a shit mood while listening to “The Rhythm of the Saints”. It’s just not possible. Best of luck for those who try this method, you won’t be disappointed.
You know things are dire when I’m just cycling through listening to all of Paul Simon’s discography
March 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You know things are dire when I’m just cycling through listening to all of Paul Simon’s discography
Talking into the void about white lotus -
What finally clicked for me last night with the friend group is they’re all bitching about the personification of the regional stereotypes they live in.
What finally clicked for me last night with the friend group is they’re all bitching about the personification of the regional stereotypes they live in.
March 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Talking into the void about white lotus -
What finally clicked for me last night with the friend group is they’re all bitching about the personification of the regional stereotypes they live in.
What finally clicked for me last night with the friend group is they’re all bitching about the personification of the regional stereotypes they live in.
reminded today that there are voters in this country that believe demons will come out of their tv and possess them
February 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
reminded today that there are voters in this country that believe demons will come out of their tv and possess them
Being a woman in tech can be fully summed up with an interaction I had last week where I had to spend 30 minutes debating a VENDOR (someone we pay!!) about the philosophies of self serve analytics while he sat in front of a wall of legos
February 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Being a woman in tech can be fully summed up with an interaction I had last week where I had to spend 30 minutes debating a VENDOR (someone we pay!!) about the philosophies of self serve analytics while he sat in front of a wall of legos
It would be nice, productive even, if there was a collaborative effort to boycott watching the Super Bowl on Sunday.
Your attention is worth something, maybe don’t give it freely to Trump…
Your attention is worth something, maybe don’t give it freely to Trump…
February 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It would be nice, productive even, if there was a collaborative effort to boycott watching the Super Bowl on Sunday.
Your attention is worth something, maybe don’t give it freely to Trump…
Your attention is worth something, maybe don’t give it freely to Trump…
Yall are too hung up on breakfast for dinner. Try dinner for breakfast and then get back to me.
Real ones do lunch for breakfast too aka ceaser salad at 10, pasta at 9, steak at 8
Real ones do lunch for breakfast too aka ceaser salad at 10, pasta at 9, steak at 8
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Being an adult means I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want.
I'm not hung up on mealtime terminology, man; if I want pancakes at 10pm, I'm having pancakes.
And there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop me. So there.
Being an adult means I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want.
I'm not hung up on mealtime terminology, man; if I want pancakes at 10pm, I'm having pancakes.
And there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop me. So there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yall are too hung up on breakfast for dinner. Try dinner for breakfast and then get back to me.
Real ones do lunch for breakfast too aka ceaser salad at 10, pasta at 9, steak at 8
Real ones do lunch for breakfast too aka ceaser salad at 10, pasta at 9, steak at 8
Lots of things going on politically but for those keeping up with the Luka Doncic trade -
The bottom line of this NBA drama is your employers don’t give a fuck about you.
You can be a multi millionaire top ranked basketball player and STILL your employer will cut you with no notice and no care
The bottom line of this NBA drama is your employers don’t give a fuck about you.
You can be a multi millionaire top ranked basketball player and STILL your employer will cut you with no notice and no care
February 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lots of things going on politically but for those keeping up with the Luka Doncic trade -
The bottom line of this NBA drama is your employers don’t give a fuck about you.
You can be a multi millionaire top ranked basketball player and STILL your employer will cut you with no notice and no care
The bottom line of this NBA drama is your employers don’t give a fuck about you.
You can be a multi millionaire top ranked basketball player and STILL your employer will cut you with no notice and no care
Yall stop following me if you’re not going to like my posts. Like why are you following me???
January 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yall stop following me if you’re not going to like my posts. Like why are you following me???
Like seriously why pay taxes anymore if federal funding has stopped?
Why do I have to comply when the current president isn’t complying with any rules?
Why do I have to comply when the current president isn’t complying with any rules?
January 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Like seriously why pay taxes anymore if federal funding has stopped?
Why do I have to comply when the current president isn’t complying with any rules?
Why do I have to comply when the current president isn’t complying with any rules?
YOU’RE 👏 NOT 👏 PRO LIFE 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 SUPPORT 👏 PAUSING OR ENDING 👏 FUNDING 👏 TO 👏 WIC
January 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
YOU’RE 👏 NOT 👏 PRO LIFE 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 SUPPORT 👏 PAUSING OR ENDING 👏 FUNDING 👏 TO 👏 WIC
Y’all glazed over Sundar Pichai being at inauguration wayyyy to quickly.
If you haven’t read “Algorithms of Oppression” suggest you do so, because Google is the greatest weapon in attendance yesterday.
If you haven’t read “Algorithms of Oppression” suggest you do so, because Google is the greatest weapon in attendance yesterday.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Y’all glazed over Sundar Pichai being at inauguration wayyyy to quickly.
If you haven’t read “Algorithms of Oppression” suggest you do so, because Google is the greatest weapon in attendance yesterday.
If you haven’t read “Algorithms of Oppression” suggest you do so, because Google is the greatest weapon in attendance yesterday.
For a while now, I try and read “Letter from Birmingham Jail” every MLK Jr Day.
Every year I pick up different parts, here are some big points that stood out for this year in the 🧵
Every year I pick up different parts, here are some big points that stood out for this year in the 🧵
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
For a while now, I try and read “Letter from Birmingham Jail” every MLK Jr Day.
Every year I pick up different parts, here are some big points that stood out for this year in the 🧵
Every year I pick up different parts, here are some big points that stood out for this year in the 🧵
HOW IS THIS MY LAST TIKTOK STFU
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
HOW IS THIS MY LAST TIKTOK STFU
Not to be dramatic but TikTok was the only good thing to come out of the internet in last four years.
January 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not to be dramatic but TikTok was the only good thing to come out of the internet in last four years.
Dang this year was so bad I’m out making a vision board for 2025
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Dang this year was so bad I’m out making a vision board for 2025
What if we made out on the Special Christmas Football Beyonce Halftime show denim truck bed?
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
What if we made out on the Special Christmas Football Beyonce Halftime show denim truck bed?
Highly recommend a dark Christmas tv watch.
I did triple feature last night…
Started with the sopranos “to save us all from satan’s power”, then went to the wire “final grades” and tapped it with the bear “fishes”
Rly getting into the spirit
I did triple feature last night…
Started with the sopranos “to save us all from satan’s power”, then went to the wire “final grades” and tapped it with the bear “fishes”
Rly getting into the spirit
December 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Highly recommend a dark Christmas tv watch.
I did triple feature last night…
Started with the sopranos “to save us all from satan’s power”, then went to the wire “final grades” and tapped it with the bear “fishes”
Rly getting into the spirit
I did triple feature last night…
Started with the sopranos “to save us all from satan’s power”, then went to the wire “final grades” and tapped it with the bear “fishes”
Rly getting into the spirit
I didn’t leave the non profit world where the holiday “gifts” included a potluck company party and gifted time off for the last week in dec to go to the for profit world where the holiday “gifts” include a potluck company party and time off for the last week of Dec like —
December 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I didn’t leave the non profit world where the holiday “gifts” included a potluck company party and gifted time off for the last week in dec to go to the for profit world where the holiday “gifts” include a potluck company party and time off for the last week of Dec like —
Dang rly strange time to live in north Baltimore right now, seeing news crews post up in front of Gilman en route to Pilates because the uhc shooter went there was not on my 2024 bingo card
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Dang rly strange time to live in north Baltimore right now, seeing news crews post up in front of Gilman en route to Pilates because the uhc shooter went there was not on my 2024 bingo card
What confuses me about the lackluster Spotify wrapped this year are the lack of fun playlists.
They tell you these “fun” month moods, that basically mirror your daylist titles, but then don’t create playlists for you based on them?? Feels like a major miss
They tell you these “fun” month moods, that basically mirror your daylist titles, but then don’t create playlists for you based on them?? Feels like a major miss
December 4, 2024 at 11:22 PM
What confuses me about the lackluster Spotify wrapped this year are the lack of fun playlists.
They tell you these “fun” month moods, that basically mirror your daylist titles, but then don’t create playlists for you based on them?? Feels like a major miss
They tell you these “fun” month moods, that basically mirror your daylist titles, but then don’t create playlists for you based on them?? Feels like a major miss
What’s the message of this ai generated crap propaganda photo? Is he trying to conquer Canada (Matterhorn aside)? If yes, why is he just standing next to the flag instead of IDK holding the US flag trying to replace the Canadian flag??
I don’t want to art direct here, but it’s so bad
I don’t want to art direct here, but it’s so bad
Who will tell him the Matterhorn straddles the border between Switzerland and Italy?
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 PM
What’s the message of this ai generated crap propaganda photo? Is he trying to conquer Canada (Matterhorn aside)? If yes, why is he just standing next to the flag instead of IDK holding the US flag trying to replace the Canadian flag??
I don’t want to art direct here, but it’s so bad
I don’t want to art direct here, but it’s so bad
I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that Trump announcing high tariffs days before capitalisms biggest shopping week was planned as a way to target Biden’s economy and cause a bust.
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that Trump announcing high tariffs days before capitalisms biggest shopping week was planned as a way to target Biden’s economy and cause a bust.
One of my last posts on Twitter (X) was that i was constantly getting trump political ads that it truly felt like Facebook in 2016.
Everything i liked and followed would suggest otherwise, that i had no interest or business receiving those ads by any social media algorithm but i did…all the time
Everything i liked and followed would suggest otherwise, that i had no interest or business receiving those ads by any social media algorithm but i did…all the time
Oh but somehow WE are in an echo chamber. Lol www.mediaite.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk Admits X is Throttling Links — Effectively Limiting People From Reading News
Musk confirmed that posts containing links are deprioritized, renewing criticism that the platform is restricting access to external sources of information.
www.mediaite.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
One of my last posts on Twitter (X) was that i was constantly getting trump political ads that it truly felt like Facebook in 2016.
Everything i liked and followed would suggest otherwise, that i had no interest or business receiving those ads by any social media algorithm but i did…all the time
Everything i liked and followed would suggest otherwise, that i had no interest or business receiving those ads by any social media algorithm but i did…all the time
Either Trump was a bumbling idiot and really wanted Gaetz as AG
or this was a play all along bc of the ethics committee investigation
Both are deplorable.
Meanwhile I’ll put money on that we’ll see Gaetz as the newest Fox News correspondent in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 —
or this was a play all along bc of the ethics committee investigation
Both are deplorable.
Meanwhile I’ll put money on that we’ll see Gaetz as the newest Fox News correspondent in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 —
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Either Trump was a bumbling idiot and really wanted Gaetz as AG
or this was a play all along bc of the ethics committee investigation
Both are deplorable.
Meanwhile I’ll put money on that we’ll see Gaetz as the newest Fox News correspondent in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 —
or this was a play all along bc of the ethics committee investigation
Both are deplorable.
Meanwhile I’ll put money on that we’ll see Gaetz as the newest Fox News correspondent in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 —