Maris Kreizman
@maris.bsky.social
Author of I Want to Burn This Place Down
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I ruined these like I ruined the workplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I ruined these like I ruined the workplace
I’m sure it will be a great comfort to see this lady’s face when you’re told your flight was canceled.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m sure it will be a great comfort to see this lady’s face when you’re told your flight was canceled.
I really can’t wait to dance in the street tomorrow night
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I really can’t wait to dance in the street tomorrow night
This might be the best email I’ve ever received.
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This might be the best email I’ve ever received.
Texas Book Fest people: In between eating tacos I'm gonna do some events! Come find me? With @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on Saturday and Susannah Cahalan on Sunday.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Texas Book Fest people: In between eating tacos I'm gonna do some events! Come find me? With @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on Saturday and Susannah Cahalan on Sunday.
this juicy drumstick is all mine
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
this juicy drumstick is all mine
LOL the guy who invented Ring cams has a self-published book coming out and I couldn't have said it better myself. (ACAB includes this guy.)
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
LOL the guy who invented Ring cams has a self-published book coming out and I couldn't have said it better myself. (ACAB includes this guy.)
I’ve gotten like 20 or so of these scam emails about book promotion but I really like “And if you ignore this, just know a small, dramatic bookworm inside me will cry 🥺and probably quote Baldwin while doing it.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’ve gotten like 20 or so of these scam emails about book promotion but I really like “And if you ignore this, just know a small, dramatic bookworm inside me will cry 🥺and probably quote Baldwin while doing it.”
happy sweater season
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy sweater season
When you say Trump has a neck vagina he likely won’t see it and my dog who also has a neck vagina also won’t see it so go right ahead.
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When you say Trump has a neck vagina he likely won’t see it and my dog who also has a neck vagina also won’t see it so go right ahead.
I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:
Behold:
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:
Behold:
I’ve got a really good couch situation going on right now.
October 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’ve got a really good couch situation going on right now.
oh my god, this is real
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
oh my god, this is real
This book was written in part to get back at Dasha Nekrasova, and I think that’s a beautiful reason for literature to exist.
October 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This book was written in part to get back at Dasha Nekrasova, and I think that’s a beautiful reason for literature to exist.
this feels… like it’s not gonna age well
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
this feels… like it’s not gonna age well
Shit, @publisherslunch.bsky.social has made the connection
![Harper UK Apologizes to Melania Trump
By Michael Cader
Right after the announcement of the abrupt resignation of longtime Harper UK ceo Charlie Redmayne, the company has apologized on social media to Melania Trump over “unverified claims” in Andrew Lownie’s ENTITLED: THE RISE AND FALL OF THE HOUSE OF YORK. In August, shortly after the book was published, the publisher removed the passages in question after Trump threatened to sue them, saying, “We can confirm that several passages from Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York by Andrew Lownie have been removed in consultation with the author.” Lownie had alleged that Jeffrey Epstein “facilitated” Donald Trump meeting Melania. There […]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dna3c6dbiajizvm2aionxled/bafkreih4v6gqoloxrwrquuz22kod7aowvji2zli2e62fgtyfuxe2oz22ve@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Shit, @publisherslunch.bsky.social has made the connection
It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
Look at this big boy, arriving just in time for spooky season.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Look at this big boy, arriving just in time for spooky season.
My very first gift guide appearance, if you wanna stuff a stocking or two... Along with @thedennemichele.bsky.social.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My very first gift guide appearance, if you wanna stuff a stocking or two... Along with @thedennemichele.bsky.social.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
I'm so excited to be moderating the Center For Fiction's First Novel Friday. Look at this lineup! Come celebrate three excellent debut novels with me on Friday night? centerforfiction.org/event/first-...
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm so excited to be moderating the Center For Fiction's First Novel Friday. Look at this lineup! Come celebrate three excellent debut novels with me on Friday night? centerforfiction.org/event/first-...
I will not link to it. I just want to reiterate that thousands of books have been banned by the right. And American Dirt sold millions of copies.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I will not link to it. I just want to reiterate that thousands of books have been banned by the right. And American Dirt sold millions of copies.