Mario Piumetti
@mariothewriter.bsky.social
I write sci-fi. When I’m not doing that, I’m cooking and goofing off. Posts with 🤷♂️ are me BS-ing.
Current WIP - The First Contact War
https://mariothewriter.com/
Current WIP - The First Contact War
https://mariothewriter.com/
And Tobias is, like,...
a man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says huzzah
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November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And Tobias is, like,...
I'm increasingly enjoying the food. Homemade ramen is on my bucket list.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm increasingly enjoying the food. Homemade ramen is on my bucket list.
“Fix” her?
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November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Fix” her?
CAT BANE: Oh, you think a comfy afternoon is your ally. But you merely adopted the couch; I was born in it, molded by it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
CAT BANE: Oh, you think a comfy afternoon is your ally. But you merely adopted the couch; I was born in it, molded by it.
Also, if Independence Day was part of the Predator universe, why aren’t major cities on earth smoldering ruins?
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Also, if Independence Day was part of the Predator universe, why aren’t major cities on earth smoldering ruins?
Did somebody say…Mario party?
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November 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Did somebody say…Mario party?
Lmao I need coffee so bad. 😹😹😹
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lmao I need coffee so bad. 😹😹😹
I actually made a funny? 🥹
Mace! Maaaace! I made a funny!
Mace! Maaaace! I made a funny!
two men are standing next to each other with the words our worst fears have been realized above them .
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November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I actually made a funny? 🥹
Mace! Maaaace! I made a funny!
Mace! Maaaace! I made a funny!
At least they don’t do photo-sith-esis.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
At least they don’t do photo-sith-esis.
I can top that. Macaulay Culkin just turned 45.
a hallway with a red carpet and a potted plant with the word trendiziss on the bottom right
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November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can top that. Macaulay Culkin just turned 45.
Oh, I dare. 😂😂😂
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October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh, I dare. 😂😂😂
Owls are known for their sense of humor. They’re a real hoot. 🦉
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Owls are known for their sense of humor. They’re a real hoot. 🦉
Also, between Rock-A-Doodle and Secret of NIMH, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re not fond of owls.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Also, between Rock-A-Doodle and Secret of NIMH, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re not fond of owls.