Mario Nicolais
marionicolais.bsky.social
Mario Nicolais
@marionicolais.bsky.social
The Lincoln Project General Counsel; Attorney; Inky-thumbed columnist at The Colorado Sun; defender of constitutional rights; soccer nut and American Outlaw
What’s that you say?

Asking for another member.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Only Oliver Stone can somehow explain this using a three and a half hour movie.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Boom! Bought “Injustice” and will crack it open tonight!

@carolleonnig.bsky.social & @byaaroncdavis.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
💯 Trump is smashing that “Explain My Answer” button!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I should point out it is All Saints Sunday and Christians make their vow renewals.

My guess is Trump is golfing and, consequently missed several, most importantly the last regarding “justice and peace among all people.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I am deeply religious and today my priest preached 🔥🔥🔥 about failing to help the poor.

Gee, I wonder why?

From our Gospel today:

“Half my possessions, Lord, I will give to the poor; and if I have defrauded anyone anything, I will pay back four times as much.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Never trust a barber that drinks so much vodka.
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I’m in London while so many of you are marching in #NoKings.

But when I saw this bust of George III, it put everything in perspective.

Declaring “No Kings” today is as American and patriotic as it was 250 years ago. Democracy is a never ending struggle and each of you is protecting it today.
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Y’all, it’s been super awkward chanting #NoKings here in London, but I’m in!

Yelled at Buckingham Palace till I felt the guard eyeballing me.

Went to the British Museum to tell our last monarch what-for and we didn’t need more.

Finally, found an ally in Covent Garden.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They made it 1:1 proportional to his micro-penis.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The pin is where I lived when I was born, the school is Evergreen.

Oh, and my high school's sister school was Columbine. All in the same school district.

So, I guess I've felt touchy about those dismissing school shootings over the past week. Donating was a positive way to deal with that.
September 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was literally in Evergreen today.
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The kids are Not OK.

The are Not OK going to school knowing they could be a victim of the next mass shooting.

They are Not OK with policy makers doing nothing.

They are Not OK with gun violence in our country, from anyone for any reason.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
South Park had been clear.
September 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
From yesterday.
September 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who do you stand with?

Epstein Survivors

or

The guy who called their abuse a “hoax”?
September 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Epstein Survivor presser ends and Trump immediately calls it “a Democratic hoax.”

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
September 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
August 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A(nother) damning write-up of the @rockies.com.

The is the last, that while the White Sox were historically awful last year they at least had a plan.

Implication? The Rockies do not. They are just bad because they are bad. And there is no sign they will get better.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can’t say he didn’t tell us that he would terminate parts of the US Constitution he didn’t like.

He posted this in December 2022.
August 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dude is like, “come for me, Kristi Noem, come for me!”
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
MAGA now obsessed with the new Jim Cavieziel sequel to Sound of Freedom:

“Silence of Pedophilia”
July 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Five Alive!
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That was fast, even for the @rockies.com

The presumptive win didn't even make it out of the inning.
July 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No truer indication that predictive AI is dumb as Rox than this particular graph.

@rockies.com as an 80% favorite? Up by only two with two innings to go?!?

C'mon.
July 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM