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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!

ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.

ME: But eggs are chickens, right?

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.

ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?

CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
September 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM