Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Nintendo could significantly improve Mario Kart World with one simple addition

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.

"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."

At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

I feel like everyone who's mad at the Switch 2 price magically forgot that the original Switch was just as or MORE expensive than the PS4 & Xbox One when it launched in 2017. The PS4 Pro and Xbox One X both launched later that year for $399.

Just 100%'ed Astro Bot

Idk if I'll get crucified for this or not but I actually really like the fact that Link is in Mario Kart 8 and I hope he comes back in Mario Kart 9

Passed my Security+ exam

Rivals Workshop Jerma985 is slowly becoming one of my favorite fighting game characters. He's Falcon with better tilts, a good neutral b, and limit. Plus he's a funny internet guy. What's not to love?

Also Khol I am so sorry that was highway robbery lmao

My Last 10 Games of the Year

2024: Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers
2023: Hi-Fi Rush
2022: Neon White
2021: Metroid Dread
2020: Risk of Rain 2
2019: Resident Evil 2
2018: Dragon Ball FighterZ
2017: Persona 5
2016: Doom
2015: Life is Strange

I could make a clip compilation with the amount of times this game has screwed me over