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sometimes i sing "microplastics" to the tune of "muppet babies"
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
sometimes i sing "microplastics" to the tune of "muppet babies"
Whenever a website texts me a verification code, I try to only look at that number for a second and then enter it from memory as a fun little test to see if I would be a good secret agent.
February 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Whenever a website texts me a verification code, I try to only look at that number for a second and then enter it from memory as a fun little test to see if I would be a good secret agent.
That time of year when taking a shower in the morning feels a lot like defrosting a chicken.
January 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That time of year when taking a shower in the morning feels a lot like defrosting a chicken.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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