bitte cover Ihre Hunden

bitte bitte bitte behalten Sie Ihre Socken an or something

and weirdly I'm still sad it might be my last winter in berlin!!

should I dump him y/n

credit to me for 50% of this

I don't want to listen to you unless you're on viewing 5 of fight club out of a total of 31 viewings

(I've watched two mountaineering docs this evening)

a zanzibar gem is perfect for that and will just keep growing no matter what

I actually gasped when I saw this on your insta story like HOW did it get there

I am aware that my instagram stories are nigh unreadable bc all they are is my upcoming improv shows. unfortunately I have chosen a hobby I cannot practise without an audience