Marijne
@marijnen.bsky.social
Berlin-based improviser, comedy girlie, and unfortunately, video game writer.
if I had a nickle for every time someone got their BARE FEET out next to me on a German train I'd have 3 nickles which is way way way too many
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if I had a nickle for every time someone got their BARE FEET out next to me on a German train I'd have 3 nickles which is way way way too many
if you're wondering what berlin winter does to the mind: this week a woman made fun of me for wearing a skirt over jeans at a train station, and just now two grown men extensively mocked a stranger for asking which way the bus was going
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if you're wondering what berlin winter does to the mind: this week a woman made fun of me for wearing a skirt over jeans at a train station, and just now two grown men extensively mocked a stranger for asking which way the bus was going
everyone talks about Sisyphean tasks but nobody talks about Odyssean journeys (I've been trying to get to Berlin Spandau for an hour)
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
everyone talks about Sisyphean tasks but nobody talks about Odyssean journeys (I've been trying to get to Berlin Spandau for an hour)
me before a flight: flying is horrible. it should be illegal and we should have locked up the wright brothers
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
me before a flight: flying is horrible. it should be illegal and we should have locked up the wright brothers
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
the cohost of one of my favourite podcasts is leaving the podcast and I'm devastated and my boyfriend's response was "this is a very unemployed reaction from you"
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the cohost of one of my favourite podcasts is leaving the podcast and I'm devastated and my boyfriend's response was "this is a very unemployed reaction from you"
in a polyamorous relationship with two boyfriends, one can only tell lies and the other can only tell the truth
July 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
in a polyamorous relationship with two boyfriends, one can only tell lies and the other can only tell the truth
I think the only podcast genre men truly excel at is where they watch the same movie multiple times over a period of time and then talk about it as they lose their minds
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think the only podcast genre men truly excel at is where they watch the same movie multiple times over a period of time and then talk about it as they lose their minds
too many people are critiquing sabrina carpenter and not enough people are critiquing men abandoning their families to climb karakoram mountains
June 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
too many people are critiquing sabrina carpenter and not enough people are critiquing men abandoning their families to climb karakoram mountains
been running while listening exclusively to the Hamilton soundtrack for the past three months and it's slowly dawning on me what this is going to mean for my Spotify Wrapped this year
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
been running while listening exclusively to the Hamilton soundtrack for the past three months and it's slowly dawning on me what this is going to mean for my Spotify Wrapped this year
how to know you're back in the UK
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
how to know you're back in the UK
not knowing what to watch and then remembering all the anthony bourdain shows I can watch for free on youtube is my biggest girl who is going to be okay moment
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
not knowing what to watch and then remembering all the anthony bourdain shows I can watch for free on youtube is my biggest girl who is going to be okay moment
these shoes are really testing my no-buy year commitment
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
these shoes are really testing my no-buy year commitment
I think what we're missing in the world is a glee ttrpg. a one-pager where your party has to get through regionals. I think this would be fun for me specifically and not very many other people
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I think what we're missing in the world is a glee ttrpg. a one-pager where your party has to get through regionals. I think this would be fun for me specifically and not very many other people
I started a substack! It's called stunthorse! I write short stories and poems and it's really fun and I'm excited for the next posts I have lined up and you should subscribe if you want to!
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
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To start! A poem I wrote, initially to be reviewed at Donna Stonecipher's incredible poetry workshop at the Reader here in Berlin.
open.substack.com
November 30, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I started a substack! It's called stunthorse! I write short stories and poems and it's really fun and I'm excited for the next posts I have lined up and you should subscribe if you want to!
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
thinking a lot about this AI image my old horseback riding instructor posted to celebrate thanksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 9:54 AM
thinking a lot about this AI image my old horseback riding instructor posted to celebrate thanksgiving
the sisyphean task of promoting your improv show on instagram
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
the sisyphean task of promoting your improv show on instagram
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"someone doesn't think audiobooks are real" ok. Someone thinks the earth is flat. Stop caring what someone thinks in these matters, live your one free life
November 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
"someone doesn't think audiobooks are real" ok. Someone thinks the earth is flat. Stop caring what someone thinks in these matters, live your one free life
going through my pictures from this autumn and I completely forgot the insane highlight of doing an improv show where Naomi Petersen and Ross Bryant were our wonderful guests!!! such an improv highlight
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
going through my pictures from this autumn and I completely forgot the insane highlight of doing an improv show where Naomi Petersen and Ross Bryant were our wonderful guests!!! such an improv highlight
tired of sleep hygiene propaganda telling me I can't lie in bed during the day or I won't be able to sleep at night. so what if my sleep is "frequently disrupted" at least I'm living my life to the fullest
November 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
tired of sleep hygiene propaganda telling me I can't lie in bed during the day or I won't be able to sleep at night. so what if my sleep is "frequently disrupted" at least I'm living my life to the fullest
Reposted by Marijne
Out today: the 50th anniversary edition of The Dispossessed, with foreword by Karen Joy Fowler!
This edition is available in hardcover and paperback from Harper Perennial. Cover art by Muhammad Fatchurofi.
This edition is available in hardcover and paperback from Harper Perennial. Cover art by Muhammad Fatchurofi.
November 19, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Out today: the 50th anniversary edition of The Dispossessed, with foreword by Karen Joy Fowler!
This edition is available in hardcover and paperback from Harper Perennial. Cover art by Muhammad Fatchurofi.
This edition is available in hardcover and paperback from Harper Perennial. Cover art by Muhammad Fatchurofi.
Bluesky is fun but I am endlessly endeared by the boomer posting vibes. I have seen this image be posted without a hint of irony three times this week-- if you added a minion it would do numbers on Facebook
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Bluesky is fun but I am endlessly endeared by the boomer posting vibes. I have seen this image be posted without a hint of irony three times this week-- if you added a minion it would do numbers on Facebook
Reposted by Marijne
Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch about what nerds like
July 7, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch about what nerds like
I have a red panda filled with beans that you can heat up in the microwave to use as a heating pad, problem is it feels unbelievably cruel
November 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I have a red panda filled with beans that you can heat up in the microwave to use as a heating pad, problem is it feels unbelievably cruel
My brother just texted me from his turbulent flight to ask if I could check how long it'll last bc I have flightradar premium. I am the backbone of this family
October 31, 2024 at 7:36 PM
My brother just texted me from his turbulent flight to ask if I could check how long it'll last bc I have flightradar premium. I am the backbone of this family
my boyfriend just announced that "being a reply guy finally paid off" bc his tweet got read out one of his favourite podcasts
October 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
my boyfriend just announced that "being a reply guy finally paid off" bc his tweet got read out one of his favourite podcasts