Marijne
@marijnen.bsky.social
Berlin-based improviser, comedy girlie, and unfortunately, video game writer.
dream jobs are fake except for my dream job (cameraman on ice at the winter olympics)
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
dream jobs are fake except for my dream job (cameraman on ice at the winter olympics)
having a real plato's cave moment watching the flight I am on land on flightradar using the in-flight wifi
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
having a real plato's cave moment watching the flight I am on land on flightradar using the in-flight wifi
when youre curling badly: (charli xcx voice) I think I'm gonna die in this house
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
when youre curling badly: (charli xcx voice) I think I'm gonna die in this house
this one's for the plurbheads
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
this one's for the plurbheads
carol sturka is to me what the joker is to many men
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
carol sturka is to me what the joker is to many men
hyrox (hyrax rockstar)
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 AM
hyrox (hyrax rockstar)
as a frequent headache haver I do sometimes fantasize about getting bonked on the head in the right way that it shakes everything up and fixes the headaches forever
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 AM
as a frequent headache haver I do sometimes fantasize about getting bonked on the head in the right way that it shakes everything up and fixes the headaches forever
"that feeling that you're in trouble all the time is just your anxiety, you're an adult, you can't be in trouble" wrong I live in Germany where you are literally always in trouble
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"that feeling that you're in trouble all the time is just your anxiety, you're an adult, you can't be in trouble" wrong I live in Germany where you are literally always in trouble
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yearly conversation wrapped list that shows your top 5 favourite topics to talk about and the top 5 people you talked to
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
yearly conversation wrapped list that shows your top 5 favourite topics to talk about and the top 5 people you talked to
if I had a nickle for every time someone got their BARE FEET out next to me on a German train I'd have 3 nickles which is way way way too many
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if I had a nickle for every time someone got their BARE FEET out next to me on a German train I'd have 3 nickles which is way way way too many
if you're wondering what berlin winter does to the mind: this week a woman made fun of me for wearing a skirt over jeans at a train station, and just now two grown men extensively mocked a stranger for asking which way the bus was going
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if you're wondering what berlin winter does to the mind: this week a woman made fun of me for wearing a skirt over jeans at a train station, and just now two grown men extensively mocked a stranger for asking which way the bus was going
everyone talks about Sisyphean tasks but nobody talks about Odyssean journeys (I've been trying to get to Berlin Spandau for an hour)
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
everyone talks about Sisyphean tasks but nobody talks about Odyssean journeys (I've been trying to get to Berlin Spandau for an hour)
me before a flight: flying is horrible. it should be illegal and we should have locked up the wright brothers
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
me before a flight: flying is horrible. it should be illegal and we should have locked up the wright brothers
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
me exactly 1 hour into a flight: flying is the best thing man has ever achieved. the wright brothers should be given sainthood
the cohost of one of my favourite podcasts is leaving the podcast and I'm devastated and my boyfriend's response was "this is a very unemployed reaction from you"
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the cohost of one of my favourite podcasts is leaving the podcast and I'm devastated and my boyfriend's response was "this is a very unemployed reaction from you"
in a polyamorous relationship with two boyfriends, one can only tell lies and the other can only tell the truth
July 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
in a polyamorous relationship with two boyfriends, one can only tell lies and the other can only tell the truth
I think the only podcast genre men truly excel at is where they watch the same movie multiple times over a period of time and then talk about it as they lose their minds
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think the only podcast genre men truly excel at is where they watch the same movie multiple times over a period of time and then talk about it as they lose their minds
too many people are critiquing sabrina carpenter and not enough people are critiquing men abandoning their families to climb karakoram mountains
June 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
too many people are critiquing sabrina carpenter and not enough people are critiquing men abandoning their families to climb karakoram mountains
been running while listening exclusively to the Hamilton soundtrack for the past three months and it's slowly dawning on me what this is going to mean for my Spotify Wrapped this year
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
been running while listening exclusively to the Hamilton soundtrack for the past three months and it's slowly dawning on me what this is going to mean for my Spotify Wrapped this year
how to know you're back in the UK
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
how to know you're back in the UK
not knowing what to watch and then remembering all the anthony bourdain shows I can watch for free on youtube is my biggest girl who is going to be okay moment
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
not knowing what to watch and then remembering all the anthony bourdain shows I can watch for free on youtube is my biggest girl who is going to be okay moment
these shoes are really testing my no-buy year commitment
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
these shoes are really testing my no-buy year commitment
I think what we're missing in the world is a glee ttrpg. a one-pager where your party has to get through regionals. I think this would be fun for me specifically and not very many other people
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I think what we're missing in the world is a glee ttrpg. a one-pager where your party has to get through regionals. I think this would be fun for me specifically and not very many other people
I started a substack! It's called stunthorse! I write short stories and poems and it's really fun and I'm excited for the next posts I have lined up and you should subscribe if you want to!
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
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To start! A poem I wrote, initially to be reviewed at Donna Stonecipher's incredible poetry workshop at the Reader here in Berlin.
open.substack.com
November 30, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I started a substack! It's called stunthorse! I write short stories and poems and it's really fun and I'm excited for the next posts I have lined up and you should subscribe if you want to!
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...
open.substack.com/pub/marijnen...