Reporter: “He couldn’t have possibly talked about him with Donald Trump.”

Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.”

Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.

If you’re in the wrong place (a corner, a parking lot, a Home Depot)
Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping)
Wearing the wrong clothes.
Speaking the wrong language.
Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you...
They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.